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EW get that ertyg away from me!
ertyg by Catyoooooooo October 6, 2021
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ertyuiigfdfghjkl,mncvbjkjhgfdftyuilifedeathblahblahblah 

This word is the meaning of life. If you actually managed to find this page, you are probably incredibly bored, lucky and you probably did not expect this at all. Congratulations, now you know the meaning of life. Just don't go around telling people or they will think you're insane.
The meaning of life is ertyuiigfdfghjkl,mncvbjkjhgfdftyuilifedeathblahblahblah. Now you know. DISCLAIMER: Knowledge of this will NOT:
1. Cause you have an epiphany
2. Make you feel like you've just discovered something important
or
3. Make your life any different than it is right now

Ertugrul 

The father of the founder of the Ottoman Empire.
Have you watched Resurrection Ertugrul on Netflix yet?
Ertugrul by beyboy December 7, 2019

ertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvb

When your so bored you skip the first two and last two letters
Bored to death from playing league of legends a human decides to type ertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvb (all the keyboard buttons in an orderly way but skipping the first two and last two letters) to a search engine to see what comes up. Then finds definitions for it and then adds a new one...
A most strange and majestic breed of horse known only to roam the most remote regions of a planet.
No-one has ever seen an ertyu, but there is strong evidence suggesting their potential existence ether present or past.
ertyu by Bad C dev October 3, 2021

Ertyuiopqwdfghjklascvbnmzx 

Congratulations. You found it. You were so unimaginably bored that you typed this into the keyboard. Wow.
“Hey look, Joseph’s typing in Ertyuiopqwdfghjklascvbnmzx into his keyboard when he should be studying for his test and getting bitches! What a nerd!”
A terrible person who proivdes servers for a living
I bought a server from ertug2 and it was just awful.
ertug2 by Tuger2 December 1, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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