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errgonomics

Not-so-body-friendly mechanical inventions.
For folks with fibromyalgia, da modern airbag-equipped steering wheels are a classic in errgonomics!
errgonomics by QuacksO June 28, 2026
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Enronomics 

The study of the accounting practices and legislative influences of Enron and the direct effect it had on our financial institution.

(i.e. mark to market accounting, & the deregulation of energy)
Me to SitiBanc: Well I have on my mark to market accounts a profit of a million dollars, so I would like to apply for a loan, I need - oh, gosh, okay, 1.5 million will work for right now.

SitiBanc: Okay so mark to market - I haven't heard that accounting terms since Key Lay came in asking for 1 billion dollars...

Me to SitiBanc: Yes, I am familiar with Enronomics.
Enronomics by Jessica Siewert June 11, 2008

eggonomics 

Coined by TapL’s viewers when he mentioned the word “economics” on his video called, “Minecraft, But Eggs Drop OP Items...”
TapL: “This is like eggonomics at this point!”
eggonomics by DefinitelyDynasty January 17, 2021
1. the logic used to justify ones actions for personal gain 2. the art of being self-centered 3. the actions and attitudes one takes to appear beter than others, that to the outside observer, shows he/she is a real jerk.
It was his egonomics that caused his to die a lonely man, and the geek, a millionaire
egonomics by Silly Dad August 12, 2003

Ergonomic Nipples

A set of perfect female breasts that are always in the pointy upright position. The right size, pert and always at attention. Ergonomic nipples are perfect for nuzzling suckling.
I’m sucked on her ergonomic nipples last night for over an hour and my neck didn’t hurt.

Her ergonomic nipples were winking at me in the break room today.

She let me and the bro’s take turns on her ergonomic nipples.
Ergonomic Nipples by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

Ergonomics 

Ergonomics is a design method that utilizes human factors psychology whereby each factor that affects human well-being is considered in the design process of a tool, object, space or system. the person is assessed as an individual and there is no blanket-sweep approach, the system fits to accommodate the individuals and not the other way around. with ergonomics we no longer have to 'fit in' and conform but are free to be ourselves with a system that supports and strengthens both individuals and groups as a whole. Ergonomics seeks to decrease unhealthy stress of the body and mind to reduce injury, improve their life and strengthen organizations. Ergonomics is an efficient scientific tool that enables independent and equal access to buildings and services. there is a powerful economic argument that improved well-being equals improved productivity and that slave labor and poor living conditions are unsustainable and in the long run, simply bad for business. therefore putting human well-being at the core to our systems is more profitable than chasing profit; the irony. Additionally by putting well-being at the core of our world, sustainability would be an inevitable byproduct. Ergonomics is an ideologically neutral and pragmatic tool.
"Ergonomics" Most people think of left-handed scissors, office chairs or braille keypads when they think about ergonomics but it is all encompassing and can be applied just as easily to computer interfaces, architecture, urban spaces, organizations, systems and services. An ergonomic system has both efficiency and empathy.

"my shoes are designed to mold to the individual contours of my feet to support my spine and core strength, they're well ergonomic"
Ergonomics by Zee Heur August 19, 2013

un-ergonomic-ness 

1) To not be the very nature of ergonomic. The opposite of ergonomic.
2) A made up word by Digo Raccoon upon the discovery of those 8-bit nintendo controllers and how he used to play on those things and not get sore from them.
My hands are sore from the un-ergonomic-ness of those controllers.
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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