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Ereti is a beautiful woman, with a beautiful smile and laugh she’s constantly making other people happy. She has a beautiful aura she loves harder than most do. She is an excellent lover with the dream body and an amazing joker. You will never find someone like her. If you come in contact with a Ereti dont let her go.
“wow you have an Ereti, lucky you i want one
ereti by Amelia Kereopa November 22, 2021
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Erection assassin 

Frank is proud that he no longer has to take viagra. But I think that the credit should go to his new girlfriend. She has an incredibly pleasant disposition and she's not an erection assassin!
Erection assassin by Chad Apollo January 28, 2018

This erection is about the people. 

The Freudian slip that defines the election campaign of Herschel Walker proving head trauma is the ultimate truth serum.
“This election is about more than Herschel Walker. This erection is about the people.” — a direct quote from the candidate HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!
He's a very wholesome and friendly Twitch streamer. One of the best Minecrafters of this generation. A literal legend.
"Hey, who's your favorite Twitch streamer?"
"Oh, it's Eret. King shit no cap."
Eret by thoughtrxform September 20, 2020

erectile dysfunction 

The disorder where a man's soldier won't salute.
Sam needs a truckload of Viagra, because he's a chronic sufferer of erectile dysfunction.
erectile dysfunction by FrenzyMedia September 20, 2016

Erection Avenue 

Pubic hairline from the belly button to the penile shaft.
She slipped her hand down his pants and followed erection avenue.
Erection Avenue by Gar Grim February 3, 2018
An amazing twitch streamer who has helped so many in their life however is also a traitor and a bitch boy in the nicest way possible :)
Eret uses all pronouns and is a bi icon so we should all hail them.
1: Have you watched Eret's new stream
2: No who is that
1: You uncultured human being, Eret is the coolest person ever and we should all hail their streams
2: O-Okay bye then
1: I guess I was never meant to be friends with you
Eret by SpareAgate June 12, 2021