When you look at something SO sexually stimulating that you would piss/cum out of your own dick from it

You start to feel in and it is rock hard and extra veiny

Oh my fucking God I have the erecty-est erection of all fucking erections

Erecty-est Erection of all fucking erections by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck October 10, 2021

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Erectionised

Someone's pp tickles a lot, another way to say you're hard.

His uncle got erectionised after seeing the dark spike.

Erectionised by Digtasy September 6, 2020

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Erectionometry

The measuring of one's dick with a boner

Joey was a regular practitioner of erectionometry, constantly measuring his dick with a tape measure to see how long his hardon got

Erectionometry by D Flawless August 16, 2020

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anne frank of erections

Jon Lajoie as MC Vagina.

Jon Lajoie in 'I Kill People' - "I'm the Beatles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls, the Anne Frank of erections.. no that's inappropriate."

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erections

hot steaming penis.

usually steaming in the wind.

erections by Andy Black February 2, 2004

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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