erectionise 

to have sex with. from the latin 'erectus'

im gonna erectionise you babycakes.

erectionise by richard February 18, 2005

Screaming erections 

A hard cock screaming for immediate use!

Ben Dover had one of his screaming erections when he kissed Susie!

Screaming erections by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

Erecty-est Erection of all fucking erections 

When you look at something SO sexually stimulating that you would piss/cum out of your own dick from it

You start to feel in and it is rock hard and extra veiny

Oh my fucking God I have the erecty-est erection of all fucking erections

Erecty-est Erection of all fucking erections by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck October 10, 2021

Erectionised 

Someone's pp tickles a lot, another way to say you're hard.

His uncle got erectionised after seeing the dark spike.

Erectionised by Digtasy September 6, 2020

Erectionometry 

The measuring of one's dick with a boner

Joey was a regular practitioner of erectionometry, constantly measuring his dick with a tape measure to see how long his hardon got

Erectionometry by D Flawless August 16, 2020

anne frank of erections 

Jon Lajoie as MC Vagina.

Jon Lajoie in 'I Kill People' - "I'm the Beatles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls, the Anne Frank of erections.. no that's inappropriate."

anne frank of erections by derebeker June 11, 2009

erections 

hot steaming penis.

usually steaming in the wind.

erections by Andy Black February 2, 2004