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Screaming erections 

Ben Dover had one of his screaming erections when he kissed Susie!

Erecty-est Erection of all fucking erections 

When you look at something SO sexually stimulating that you would piss/cum out of your own dick from it

You start to feel in and it is rock hard and extra veiny
Oh my fucking God I have the erecty-est erection of all fucking erections

Erectionised 

Someone's pp tickles a lot, another way to say you're hard.
His uncle got erectionised after seeing the dark spike.
Erectionised by Digtasy September 6, 2020

Erectionometry 

The measuring of one's dick with a boner
Joey was a regular practitioner of erectionometry, constantly measuring his dick with a tape measure to see how long his hardon got
Erectionometry by D Flawless August 16, 2020

anne frank of erections 

Jon Lajoie in 'I Kill People' - "I'm the Beatles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls, the Anne Frank of erections.. no that's inappropriate."