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Erectionised 

Someone's pp tickles a lot, another way to say you're hard.
His uncle got erectionised after seeing the dark spike.
Erectionised by Digtasy September 6, 2020

Erectionometry 

The measuring of one's dick with a boner
Joey was a regular practitioner of erectionometry, constantly measuring his dick with a tape measure to see how long his hardon got
Erectionometry by D Flawless August 16, 2020

massive erectionism 

When a person with down syndrome takes too many viagra and has a huge erection because they have an extra chromosome only in their penis.
Chad believes in massive erectionism
massive erectionism by Pat2188 April 11, 2008

erectionate 

to behave in such a manner or to move one's self in such a way to cause an erection in another person.
bonerification, hardonify, erectionate, erectionating
erectionate by Rob Blair January 21, 2009

Erectionitis 

where you cant get your erection to go away even after you've had gratuitous amounts of sexual intercourse of which you came 2x still have a hard on and a hand/blowjob wont even fix it nor will masturbating yourself. and when you sleep you wake up n its still there.
I have erectionitis ive had this boner for 7 hours now :(
Erectionitis by Dixon sider February 25, 2011

erectionise 

to have sex with. from the latin 'erectus'
im gonna erectionise you babycakes.
erectionise by richard February 18, 2005
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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