Erectionize

When you see someone, recognize them, and then get an erection.

Adam: Who is that? She looks familiar!
Dan: I can't tell who it is. Is that Alex?
Adam: Oh it is. Damn. I just erectionized her.

by AK4792 May 12, 2015

Erectionised

Someone's pp tickles a lot, another way to say you're hard.

His uncle got erectionised after seeing the dark spike.

by Digtasy September 6, 2020

Erectionometry

The measuring of one's dick with a boner

Joey was a regular practitioner of erectionometry, constantly measuring his dick with a tape measure to see how long his hardon got

by D Flawless August 16, 2020

massive erectionism

When a person with down syndrome takes too many viagra and has a huge erection because they have an extra chromosome only in their penis.

Chad believes in massive erectionism

by Pat2188 April 11, 2008

erectionate

to behave in such a manner or to move one's self in such a way to cause an erection in another person.

bonerification, hardonify, erectionate, erectionating

by Rob Blair January 21, 2009

Erectionitis

where you cant get your erection to go away even after you've had gratuitous amounts of sexual intercourse of which you came 2x still have a hard on and a hand/blowjob wont even fix it nor will masturbating yourself. and when you sleep you wake up n its still there.

I have erectionitis ive had this boner for 7 hours now :(

by Dixon sider February 25, 2011

erectionise

to have sex with. from the latin 'erectus'

im gonna erectionise you babycakes.

by richard February 18, 2005