erectile missfunction 

A tumescent response when admiring an inappropriately young lady.

When my thirteen year old niece was swimming in our pool I had an erectile missfunction.

erectile missfunction by Steek3636 November 5, 2020

erectile misfunction 

While erectile dysfunction is primarily an old guy's malady,erectile misfuntion is the curse of the young man.Particularly the early-teens male is hexed with a penis that becomes erect with little or no provocation.

I saw granny in her mu-mu and popped a boner, I must have erectile misfunction.

erectile misfunction by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011

Erectile Kissfunction

When you're so ready to go, you blow your load the moment you start kissing.

Guy 1: "How'd your date with that girl go?"
Guy 2: "Came way too early just from kissing her. Damn erectile kissfunction!"

Erectile Kissfunction by MRBLAUSKY July 10, 2017