Erectile Kissfunction

When you're so ready to go, you blow your load the moment you start kissing.
Guy 1: "How'd your date with that girl go?"
Guy 2: "Came way too early just from kissing her. Damn erectile kissfunction!"
by MRBLAUSKY July 10, 2017
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Weeapoo

The tasteless and impenetrable mass of weeaboo-created fan art/fiction that sits within the internet like a turd in a hamburger bun.
"Trying to browse the internet is almost impossible with having to wade through all this weeapoo"
by MRBLAUSKY July 10, 2017
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