epomf 

fresh. sick. cool. sweet. awesome. dope.

Jonah: Elmer those shoes are epomf!
Elmer: thanks bro, i knew you'd like em'

epomf by Peyskamen April 22, 2011

Epometer 

The meter in which the win or fail of an action is measured. 100 = Epic Win 0 = Epic Fail

" Did you see that ninja do the backflip?"
"Yeah, it was a 100 on the Epometer!"

Epometer by oohshinyninja January 12, 2010

Epomesauce 

What you get when you mix Awesomesauce and Epicsauce. Thought to be delicious, but very hard to obtain.

Random Person 1: OMG! I found some awesomesauce!
Random Person 2: And I've got some epicsauce!
Random Person 1: Let's mix it!
Random Person 2: BRILLIANT!! *Mixes them together*
Random Person 1: Epomesauce!! *Drinks it* *Dies*

Epomesauce by Davvrix May 8, 2010

epometer 

When something happens it is rated on an epometer scale.
0-50 epic fail
50-100 epic win

"she just fell over."
"HAHA that gets 80 epic wins, on the epometer"

"my mother just died"
"oh no, that gets 3 epic fails, on the epometer"

epometer by My pseudonym laugh laugh January 12, 2010

Epoofany 

When you have an epiphany and forget what it was an instant later.

Tom: "Holy Crap! No WAY!!!"
Fred: "What?"
Tom: "What, what? Sorry dude, I just had an epoofany."

Epoofany by Sixxvi6 October 6, 2012

EOMF 

Abbreviation for the term "egg on my face." Shorthand for expressing a state of acute embarrassment.

1. I accidentally hit "reply all" to the company-wide email. EOMF

EOMF by Fleeegz November 19, 2020

Epofijks

n: 1. reality
2. everything and nothing
3. all of existence

Epofijks is reality.
Epofijks is all of existence.
Epofijks is everything and it is nothing.

Ex:
Me: Epofijks is reality
Person: What is epofijks?
Me: Reality
Person: What is reality?
Me: Epofijks....
Person: (shoots self in head)

Epofijks by Prof. Jones December 12, 2004