epoofhany

The moment when you ctually realise you are gay.
Mostly applied to men realising they are gay but can be used for women/lesbians too.

Mike- I had an epoofhany last night.

Tom- Really?

Mike- Yeah. Im gay now.

by georgeyy boyy July 29, 2009

Epoophany

The phenomenon of sitting down to have a poo and, whilst pooing having a brilliant idea also. A little bit like the Eureka moment famously experienced by Archimedes.

Archimedes: ...and so it just came to me in an epoophany, of course the toilet water rises cus its now full of poo! Eureka!

Archimedes' Chum: You should change it so it was just you in the bath, no one really likes poo.

by Samanal P Janickels January 26, 2011

epoophany

The act of having a sudden intuitive leap of understanding all while dropping a deuce.

Joe: Dude what took you so long?
Nate: I'm really sorry man, but I was taking this massive dump and it just came to me.
Joe: Wait what do you mean man?
Nate: I'm....I'm... Muslim
Joe: Wow man! You shit so hard you had an Epoophany!
Nate: Wow dude! Praise be Allah

by GinerShiner April 22, 2014

Epoophany

The sudden and imparitive urge to take a massive shit.

Jenny: "MOTHER FUCKING DAMN SHIT! I'm in the midst of an epoophany."
Jack: "Hurry! Find a bathroom before your intestines explode!"
Jenny: "Can't. Go. Any. Further." *Shits in the street*

by realniggaJJB October 22, 2013

epoophany

A sudden realization or "moment of clarity" you have while sitting on the toilet.

(Coming out of the bathroom) "OMG! I just had an epoophany!"

by diabolicalpanther October 24, 2008

Epoofany

When you have an epiphany and forget what it was an instant later.

Tom: "Holy Crap! No WAY!!!"
Fred: "What?"
Tom: "What, what? Sorry dude, I just had an epoofany."

by Sixxvi6 October 6, 2012

Epoofany

A sudden realisation that someone is gay.

Ryan: "I just had an Epoofany; Shannon is a Faggot!"

by bluenitro September 24, 2009