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The performance of sex in a convulsive manner often resulting in disconnections and premature ejaculations (or gkicks). The U.S. Surgeon General recommends exercising epilepsex cautiously, while the repetition of screaming "Bella!" tends to curb the side effects.

We totally cybor'd and then had epilepsex on the interwebz.

epilepsex by lickemgoodtilltheyfall May 13, 2008

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Epilepsick

When you're having a seizure but you have too much swag - "she's epilepsick"

When you're feeling sick afterhaving had a seizure - "I'm feeling epilepsick"

(To their philosophy teacher): "Sorry, I can't come in today - I'm too epilepsick."

Epilepsick by epileptichamster December 7, 2020

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epilepsy

Correcting the above INCORRECT definition...
Any of various neurological disorders characterized by sudden recurring attacks of motor, sensory, or psychic malfunction with or without loss of consciousness or convulsive seizures.

I *DO* have Epilepsy and work to educate people about it.

epilepsy by Brad Albert May 18, 2005

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epilepsy

The disease I have that causes seizures and uncontrolled spasms. It prevents you from doing certain things such as driving a motor vehicle.

I lied about why i couldnt get my drivers license when the real reason was I have slight epilepsy and other mental issues.

epilepsy by Sal Vitaless January 17, 2008

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Epilepsy [ep-il-ep-sy] ~ n. pl.

Maximising the potential of one's brain: Using the brain to recharge the body: Powers gifted only to selected ninja's and/or warriors
~ s. The power to take on the world and succeed.

Epilepsy ep-il-ep-sy ~ n. pl.

Epilepsy [ep-il-ep-sy] ~ n. pl. by HolyScreennameB@man July 29, 2012

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Epilepsy

a medical condition in your brain that can be triggered by lights, emotionsetc. when it is triggered you have a episode/seizure where many different things can happen, anybody of any age can have it.

"did you hear that Emma was recently diagnosed with epilepsy?"-random lady

Epilepsy by Emma Savage April 11, 2019

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epileprechaun

conjugation of epilepsy and leprechaun.

A person in the process of quitting smoking, drinking and/or drugs of some sort. They needn't be Irish... or short, or wear green. Or just a general spaz

Rudolph was twiching all over the place when he quit smokin', he such an epileprechaun.

epileprechaun by Acroyer May 18, 2004

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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