ephileptic 

1. The condition of loving sleep.

2. Lazy

sleeping in third period algebra

ephileptic by anonymous December 28, 2004

Epilepsick 

When you're having a seizure but you have too much swag - "she's epilepsick"

When you're feeling sick afterhaving had a seizure - "I'm feeling epilepsick"

(To their philosophy teacher): "Sorry, I can't come in today - I'm too epilepsick."

Epilepsick by epileptichamster December 7, 2020

Epileptic Whore House

The "whore house" is a place where men go to have sex with prostitutes who suffer from epilepsy, and its bright flashing lights cause prostitutes to have uncontrollable seizures, thereby enhancing male pleasure. Sometimes, the house has special deals that include a "two for one".

While in a police station to meet his client, Saul, a lawyer, is approached by a snotty DEA agent named Hank. Hank exclaims that Saul's client has worse acting than an Epileptic Whore House, Saul responds with "Is that like the one your mom works at? Uh, is she still offering the two-for-one discount?"

Epileptic Whore House by Lalo Salamanca July 20, 2022

Epileptic Cowboy 

A sexual act which involves seven females and one male. The male performs a "shooting cowboy" maneuver whilst moving his face in such a way that replicates an epileptic fit. All this is done whilst simultaneously fingering, orally pleasuring, footing, fucking and rimming the women.

Tom: Dude how was the party last night?
Dylan: It was sick! Got 7 drunk prostitutes back to my place to do the Epileptic Cowboy!
Tom: Wow!

Epileptic Cowboy by Pecker112 November 16, 2012

Epileptitties 

The breasts of a woman suffering from epilepsy.

“Why shouldn’t you flash an epileptic? In case he seizure epileptitties”

“Don’t flash that strobe light… flash your epileptitties!”

Epileptitties by epileptichamster April 11, 2022

Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier 

some setup is nessassary, first rig some strobe lights and a high powered radio with hard core rock to a clapper system. then stitch a pillow case from a confederate flag with drawstring on one end. you will need drumsticks as well. when fuckin a chick in the ass, quickly as possible you want to put the confederate pillow case on girls head, pull drawstring tight, clap, and drum on the girls head with the drumsticks, the light, music, and impact of the drumsticks should put her in epileptic shock and put her into siezures. having her anus clamp on your penis while you finish.

i came like crazy when i pulled a Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier on her ass!!!!

Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier by Nicdizzle November 29, 2006

epileptic_cow

#nr1baddieatminecraftpvp lake owened

Epileptic cow is so bad at pvp hahahaha XD epileptic_cow sux lel

epileptic_cow by leptune September 11, 2013