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etzion'ed 

when a person attempts to makes a international move in order to prevent an arrest for his participation in the production of child pornography but is caught en route with their pants down.

to cum onto yourself as a result of poor judgement or planning due to the extreme curvature of the situation.

an analogy to shoot yourself in the foot.

Named for an Israeli, David Etzion, fleeing prosecution in America but being arrested on landing for exposing himself to the minor next to him on the plane. Also, to reportedly have a severe case of Peyronie's disease, a severe curvature of the penis, which was later used to positively identify him in several POV style movies involving minors.
A:David tried to make an Intlmove but totally got etzion'ed when he got caught doing the no pants dance with the ten year old bird next to him.

B: Man, what a fuck up.

Prosecution: The angle of the dangle of David's penis was so great that he jizzed upon himself. Is that correct?

Witness: Yes, minute 4:34 is where David etzion'ed himself in the chest but doesn't even bother to wipe.
etzion'ed by l337haroldramis February 3, 2012
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An Enzio is a caring and loving soul. His approach is always cool and calm but he is a real bad ass. Enzio's love women and gets distracted by them easily. He is a true gift to anyone in his life and a true friend. The world would be a better place if more people were like Enzio.
Girl 1: Omg is that Enzio
Girl2: Yes he is here for me but doesn't know it yet
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A brave-hearted man who would give his live for a loved one. A warrior, a knight, a soldier, a bravery. Likes to look at the history in the middle ages and looks at the warriors.
My name is Etzio
My middle name is Etzio
Yo, thats one etzio there
etzio by anonymous September 14, 2020
No words needed, just the best person on earth
Is this the Enzio day in your life? (Is this de most beautiful day in your life)
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Eze Gush Etzion 

Said to those who are Gush Etzion

A style of life
Harvey: Yo Chad what's up?
Chad: איזה גוש אציון הזה!
Tom: I agree! Eze Gush Etzion HaZeh!

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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