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Junior Enlisted Warrior (J.E.W.) 

A term brought in to use by the United States Marine Corps in Mid 2008. The term was to be used as a substitute for the "suppossed" derogatory term used for new Marines before(See: Boot).

Like most other tems in the Marine Corps, this phrase has been shortened into an acrynom for easier use in every day speech or insults. In haste to make change to hundreds of years of tradition, this term failed to be propperly eddited; resulting in all new Marines (ie: boots)to be refered to as "JEWS"
"Junior Enlisted Warrior (J.E.W.)"


(1)"dude, we're not suppossed to call the new guys boots anymore!"

"What are we supposed to call these freaks then?"

"this order says to call them 'Junior Enlisted Warriors'..... that can't be right.... who the hell is the officer that signed off on us calling new Marines JEW's!"



(2)"who the fuck is going to clean these floors!?@!... Get over here JEW!"

enlisted 

People who hate officers because they couldn't go to college.
"I really hate officers. They have no right leading me. I'm enlisted, I work for a living! Even if they went to college and have been trained on how to lead us and there's probably a reason why the Army chooses to let such people be in charge... I'm still going to hate them because I'm mad I couldn't do that."
enlisted by Lottylula May 20, 2008

Enlisted 

Someone who just joined the Trainee Corps of Attack on Titan. They are usually not very smart.
Sir, can I please skip training? I have done Enlisted too many times before and I really don't want to do it again can you please just rank me up?

Enlisted 

Enlisted crashed again!
Enlisted by ItsOk2BeGay September 20, 2021

Hop on Enlisted

Hop on Enlisted is a way of explaining being tased in the testicles while drinking Orange Juice and Toothpaste while being raped by a group of Black men
Torak:Hey Ajax Hop on Enlisted

Ajax:Sure id Love to
Hop on Enlisted by ishitinurinals December 14, 2024

Hop on Enlisted

Hop on Enlisted is a way of explaining being tased in the testicles while drinking Orange Juice and Toothpaste while being raped by a group of Black men
Torak:Hey Ajax Hop on Enlisted

Ajax:Sure id Love to
Hop on Enlisted by ishitinurinals December 14, 2024
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