Enlarged penis
Enlarged penis by Big fifty 107 September 7, 2018
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penis enlarger
penis enlarger by tony July 17, 2006
penis enlarger
penis enlarger by Annie February 4, 2003
penis enlarger
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penis enlarger by Alisha Williams May 27, 2008
Penis Enlarger
Supplies needed:
1. pyridoxine (often found in Peanut butter)
2. lemon juice
3. Q-tips (optional)
4. Vaccuum hose
5. 8 oz of salt water
6. Shaving Cream (Gel)
Directions:
First, mix pyridoxine (peanut butter), lemon juice, and 8oz of salt water in a bowl. Second, shave genitals completely, then stroke shaft with shaving cream until it is fully covered and moist. third, dip your penis in the bowl and soak for 5 minutes. Once fully marinated, turn vaccuum on, and slowly insert penis into the vaccuum hose. (If needed, lubricate hose with q-tips, and more shaving cream.) Allow penis to sit in hose for desired length. (longer the time, longer the penis.) Once suction is completed, if erection has not occured, slowly massage penis until fully erected. Repeat three days a week for 2 weeks. (allow healing time between days)
Warnings:
1.If ejactulation occurs during suction process, call 911 immediately, and contact poison control.
2. Do not use if your family has a history of erectile disfuction.
3. If drowsiness occurs, quickly turn of vaccuum and stick hose up anus and continue suction process.
1. pyridoxine (often found in Peanut butter)
2. lemon juice
3. Q-tips (optional)
4. Vaccuum hose
5. 8 oz of salt water
6. Shaving Cream (Gel)
Directions:
First, mix pyridoxine (peanut butter), lemon juice, and 8oz of salt water in a bowl. Second, shave genitals completely, then stroke shaft with shaving cream until it is fully covered and moist. third, dip your penis in the bowl and soak for 5 minutes. Once fully marinated, turn vaccuum on, and slowly insert penis into the vaccuum hose. (If needed, lubricate hose with q-tips, and more shaving cream.) Allow penis to sit in hose for desired length. (longer the time, longer the penis.) Once suction is completed, if erection has not occured, slowly massage penis until fully erected. Repeat three days a week for 2 weeks. (allow healing time between days)
Warnings:
1.If ejactulation occurs during suction process, call 911 immediately, and contact poison control.
2. Do not use if your family has a history of erectile disfuction.
3. If drowsiness occurs, quickly turn of vaccuum and stick hose up anus and continue suction process.
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Penis Enlarger by FAST-RESULTS May 17, 2010
Penis enlarger
a tube that is put over your penis then you cover the air hole then squeeze the pump which makes your penis bigger
Penis enlarger by Boobyfun2010 June 16, 2010
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