Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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a device used to make a small penis a lot bigger.
"Damn your penis is tiny why don't you try out this penis enlarger!"
by Annie February 04, 2003
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Something Ryan John Peters uses, or should uses to enlarge his penis.
Ryan John Peters: "Alisha, have u seen my penis enlarger. i seemed to hav miss-placed it?"

Alisha Rose Williams:"Yes Ryan John . . I think its over there by ur Brady Bunch collection."
by Alisha Williams May 27, 2008
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Supplies needed:
1. pyridoxine (often found in Peanut butter)
2. lemon juice
3. Q-tips (optional)
4. Vaccuum hose
5. 8 oz of salt water
6. Shaving Cream (Gel)

Directions:
First, mix pyridoxine (peanut butter), lemon juice, and 8oz of salt water in a bowl. Second, shave genitals completely, then stroke shaft with shaving cream until it is fully covered and moist. third, dip your penis in the bowl and soak for 5 minutes. Once fully marinated, turn vaccuum on, and slowly insert penis into the vaccuum hose. (If needed, lubricate hose with q-tips, and more shaving cream.) Allow penis to sit in hose for desired length. (longer the time, longer the penis.) Once suction is completed, if erection has not occured, slowly massage penis until fully erected. Repeat three days a week for 2 weeks. (allow healing time between days)

Warnings:
1.If ejactulation occurs during suction process, call 911 immediately, and contact poison control.
2. Do not use if your family has a history of erectile disfuction.
3. If drowsiness occurs, quickly turn of vaccuum and stick hose up anus and continue suction process.
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"hey what you wanna do today?"
"lets go get a penis enlarger!"

"Hey can i buy this peanut butter?"
"yeah, you going to try that penis enlarger program?"

"Dude youre penis is HUGE!!"
"yeah i used this penis enlarger program, it's a miracle!"

"Hey penis enlarger.."
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a tube that is put over your penis then you cover the air hole then squeeze the pump which makes your penis bigger
I need to make my penis bigger to have sex with you so i will use a penis enlarger
by Boobyfun2010 June 14, 2010
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A beautiful naked women with a perfect body, a perfect looking vagina, perfect face, perfect ass, and perfect tits.
Look at that chick over there, now thats a penis enlarger. I'd totally tap that and I bet she feels the same way bout me.
by IfuckMODELS March 30, 2010
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