englan

When u don't spell out the whole word bc u forget to it ur just lazy

Hey look u spelled it Englan it's meant to be England

by Men cat man June 29, 2019

England is my city

A famous saying by a fat and famous historical poet named Nick Crompton.
This quote was first created and sought out as historical in 2017.

Nick Crompton: England is my City!!!
Girls:Panties drop because they´re suddenly filled with a lot of knowledge

by Importantquotes.org June 11, 2017

Eglantine

A diamond of an individual who is a mystery wrapped in glamour. She will make you wonder how you ever lived without her.

Eglantine is so nice

by dombuffy December 14, 2019

The city of England

Where our lord and saveior Nick Crompton is from and is Litty unlike the trump worshiping zombies across the Antlantic

ima Go to the city of england cause the US is litty

by The_Smug_One September 28, 2017

New England brown lobster

The act of performing oral sex on another individuals anus using melted butter to improve taste and a lobster bib to avoid unnecessary messes. Inspired by the traditional consumption method of a New England lobster.

Danny— “How was your trip to Cape Cod?”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”

by TdogW October 12, 2018

Queen of England

if you don’t know the definition of the queen of england then honey are you okayyyyy. she isn’t best friends with our other queen, raini rodriguez so ahem ahem get yo act togetha

loser: who is the queen of england?
raini rodriguez: IF YOU DONT KNOW MY BFF THEN GET AWAY FROM ME
loser: i have no life
raini rodriguez: facts

by jeriyas bff October 25, 2019

England is my city

A poem by dumbass englishboy Nick Crompton in a song by the most Shithead Douchebag Youtuber Jake Paul

Nick Cropmton: England is my city
British PM : I hereby revoke you of your British Citizenship

by LookAtThisGraph June 16, 2017