engagged 

Noun
(en-GAG-edd)
How you feel when you realise you said something completely stupid but thought it was smart in the moment.

Person 1: “I went to the pacific islands”
Person 2: (Thinking person 1 has bad grammar) “don’t you mean the specific islands”
Person 2: realised how stupid they were and feels engagged

engagged by Youngan August 21, 2020

If enraged, It's engaged 

To anger someone/something in order to get undivided attention.

You have to piss him off before you get any reaction out of him. "If enraged, It's engaged" was coined just for people like that!

If enraged, It's engaged by talk2me-JCH2 January 30, 2021

Engaged to be Engaged 

When you're so in love but don't have a ring but ready to lay down all the commitments.

OMG Sarah, he proposed!" Explains long romantic night. "Well there is no ring and he didn't get down on one knee but this is the real thing. He asked if we could be 'Engaged to be Engaged'."

Engaged to be Engaged by I said YES February 22, 2023

engayged 

When two men have pledged to marry one another.

Pronunciation key: extra emphasis is put on the word "gay" (i.e. en-GAY-ged).

Mark: Hey Brad, did you hear that Dillon and Bruce are moving to the Castro?

Brad: Yea man, didn't you know they were engayged?

engayged by gekkotr November 28, 2010

Engaged 

When you can still wise up and back out before you make the biggest mistake of your life.

Stan: Hey Dan, I just got engaged!

Dan: What the hell did you just say?

Stan: I just got engaged to Marie.

Dan: Jesus fucking christ, have you even thought about what that means?

*Stan ponders Dan's question*

Stan: Oh shit, your right..guess what I'm going to do now?

Dan: What?

Stan: Call this thing off, and if she don't like it, I'm going to dump her! Regardless of what happens meet me at my house later, were going to party all night long!!

Dan: Let Freedom Ring!

*Stan and Dan high five*

Engaged by StanTheeMan January 19, 2010

pre engaged 

the step in a relationship before the engagement. more than "just boyfriend and girlfriend" but not quite engaged yet. but with definte plans on engagement and marriage in the future.

a promise, a commitment.

"will you marry me? not today and not tomorrow, but one day?"

"yes. of course <3"

"so this means, we are engaged now?"
"not quite. we are pre engaged"

pre engaged by kggirl2k14 April 14, 2014

Facebook Engaged  

Replacing your profile pic with one of you and your spouse at the same time as them just before linking relationship statuses. Thus two circles of friends are informed and sent a pair (2) of pictures of the happy couple!

"Did you see Alvin got Facebook Engaged ?"

"Yeah, his profile said he's now in a relationship with Linda and there were two pictures of them together."

"Man, we better start planning his bachelor party!"

Facebook Engaged by rezinagro January 23, 2009