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endosperm 

1. the theory to end all sperm

2. food storage in the monocot
scientist: Begin project endosperm

secretary: immediately sir *presses button, sperm killing radiations washes across the WORLD*

Scientist: Muahahaha we will end all sperm
endosperm by enemafromgod January 27, 2009

Endscope 

Imagine you are looking through a telescope, and through this telescope you can see the final result of everything. The term endoscope describes both summarizing a point and confirming your confidence in the outcome.
In the endscope Travis should not have gone to work intoxicated, even after the repeated advice of his friends.
Endscope by Dms1984 October 8, 2021

enscoped 

adj; Focused; litmiting intense concentration on a distant object or ideal
The enscoped realm of law-enforcement will occasionally step on the toes of the Everyman.
enscoped by Jason D'Itri March 3, 2005

meat endoscopy 

When a woman deep throats while performing oral sex on a man, but not necessarily by choice.

aka: "Throating", "Face Fack"
"She wasn't quite feeling the deepthroat action so I had to give her a meat endoscopy."
meat endoscopy by dustinzmann April 30, 2010

Endoscopic Remains 

A death metal band made up primarily of medical students, or worse, resident physicians.
Q: Want to head down to Picardy Third’s tonight and catch the Endoscopic Remains set?
A: Who?
Endoscopic Remains by Weinsist June 29, 2018

Endoscopia

Mellow: Endoscopia?
Surgeon: "To look inside".
Endoscopia by iwascrazyonce August 11, 2026
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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