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endeavors.husband 

The epitome of outta pocket. This mf runs multiple collab arcs at a time about human waste products. It got so bad, this mf got banned till May 3rd 2021 💀
Did u see endeavors.husband got banned till May 3rd 2021?! Apparently he is doing a war arc when he gets back!

fatherless endeavors 

When some one partakes in an act that would not have even crossed their mind had there been a father to raise them
Emily got a train run on her by the football team because of a lack of father in her life. Thus she has enacted fatherless endeavors

Future Endeavors 

A euphemistic corporate term used in farewell emails, most notably to indicate to the entire company someone's ass got fired.
Please be advised that as of last Friday, Bill is no longer employed by the company. We would like to thank Bill for his contributions to the organization over the past 5 years and wish him well in his "future endeavors".
Future Endeavors by ITALUS February 22, 2013

Future endeavors 

What you do as a career after you get fired from a job.
WWE would like to wish the entire roster the best in its future endeavors.
Future endeavors by NiGHTS October 9, 2005

Manly Endeavors 

A high school class devised to test the strength, willpower and fortitude of a man. This is achieved by students individually completing several tasks that, once completed, prove the student in question to be incredibly courageous, awesome, and in all likelihood, criminally insane.
Events include:
Bear-Hugging a Bear
Running upstream in a waist-high river in full medieval body armor
Catching a bullet in your teeth
Climbing up a rock face with no gear except the two handed broadsword which is permitted for fighting carnivorous mountain goats
Killing yaks with nothing but your mind
Killing yaks with your shadow
Kayaking across the Pacific ocean
Convincing a female yeti to have dinner with you in Paris (and later convincing the TSA to let an abominable snowman on a plane)

Other events exist, but not publicly.

Warning!: Failure to complete some tasks perfectly may in severe injury or death.
Samuel: So what elective are you taking this year, bro?

Kumar: Manly Endeavors. All the way.

Samuel: You are fuckin' insane! More people die in that class than in the French Army!

Kumar: That's the French Army's fault not ours...