emutilate 

Derogatory term used in place of emulating, the practice of playing video games using an emulator, almost always without paying for it, on a computer instead of on the game’s intended hardware or official rerelease.

Typically used by those who see emulating as either illegal or who value physical media and see playing games on a computer using ROM files as soulless and not how the developer intended.

Person 1: Wow, this game from 1995 looks really cool! But it’s going for $400 on EBay...
Person 2: Dude, just emulate it
Person 3: sorry, I don’t emutilate games.

emutilate by SearianPaint July 6, 2020

emulate 

to imitate, to strive to equal

mike tried to emulate spider-man, now hes dead :)

emulate by jairo arroyo September 20, 2007

emunicate 

The act of communicating via electronic means or on an electronic level.

now that i have your business card, i'll emunicate the required details shortly.

emunicate by Rami B February 7, 2007

Mutilated 

Multiple wounds inflicted on to a person, causing death or severe pain

Mutilation: Dislimb, Gutting, Slicing, Cutting

Mutilated by DEAD May 5, 2003

equilateral triangle 

A three sided figure with equal dimensions.

It sides are usually marked with ticks to represent the perfect equality it represents.

"She, the equilateral triangle, is so perfect she's my bae" said Cole.
The equilateral triangle lives live at 60 degrees.

equilateral triangle by celestial143 May 25, 2014

equilateral love triangle 

A unique modification of a love triangle involving three partners that all love the other two equally.

Due to the fact that there are only two genders (usually), this must involve at least two bi/gay people to be truly equilateral. However, it's possible for three of the same gender to work, or for all three to be bisexual.

Dude, did you hear? Bill, Jenn, and Michelle are forming an equilateral love triangle!

Bill, that lucky bastard...

equilateral love triangle by shadeslayr May 25, 2010

Mutilate 

To cut down your own parts of your body.

Holy shit Bob! Why the fucking hell did you mutilate your leg??

Mutilate by DarkProdigy March 2, 2008