emitigate

The process of actively defusing an unpleasant situation by blaming an individual (or specific group of individuals) for the hardship in a manner that others can't seem to resist following along with.

"Hitler certainly did emitigate the socioeconomic effects of World War 1 in Germany. Unfortunately, the Jews were less than successful at this game."

by supertoast May 18, 2013

mitigate

To palliate, extenuate, alleviate, lessen, diminish. To become lower or lessen in degree.

The mitigating circumstances were great to be avoided.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

emutilate

Derogatory term used in place of emulating, the practice of playing video games using an emulator, almost always without paying for it, on a computer instead of on the game’s intended hardware or official rerelease.

Typically used by those who see emulating as either illegal or who value physical media and see playing games on a computer using ROM files as soulless and not how the developer intended.

Person 1: Wow, this game from 1995 looks really cool! But it’s going for $400 on EBay...
Person 2: Dude, just emulate it
Person 3: sorry, I don’t emutilate games.

by SearianPaint July 6, 2020

mitigate

to shit oneself on the hour every hour

by Andy Mark January 25, 2003

emotiate

An emotiate is a person who you don't know well yet there is still some sort of emotional connection between you. This person is not so far removed from you so is in the box between friend and associate.

"I was on the phone to Malik the other day, and he asked me if you were friends with his brother, too. I know your not-so I just told him you were emotiates."

by 'Nda September 24, 2011

Elimitigate

Elimitigation is a collection of actions that exist between eliminating and replacing something. Elimitigating something means that no system gap is left when it is removed. This potentially reduces the unintended consequences of the change.

Just after the fall of the USSR the government couldn’t elimitigate — their social theory forced different approaches that had second-order effects.

by porlando May 24, 2019

elitiate

this word means that thou who use this are the elite or too elite for normal english.

this word can also mean eliminate

I’m too elitiate for english

by The elitiate November 5, 2019