emuphobic 

An extreme fear of emusexuals (see emusexual).

Captain Cobra left the emuorgy early becuase he was emuphobic.

emuphobic by Naes Ttukcup September 12, 2005

Euphoric Fedorafag

A pretentious atheist who aggressively pushes his beliefs on anyone within shouting distance

Man 1- Thank god it's friday, right mate?
Euphoric Fedorafag- YOUR MEASLY GOD DOESN'T KNOW OR CARE ABOUT A MANMADE ARBITRARY CALENDAR SYSTEM , SO WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU GIVE HIM THANKS?? HUH? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

Euphoric Fedorafag by The_Flying_Nun July 2, 2017

Euphoric

Feeling of great happiness that results from being enlightened by one's own intelligence. A phony God's blessing does not result in euphoria.

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." -Aalewis

Euphoric by zerk1337 April 16, 2013

Emophobic

The hatred of people who are emo

I am in love with joe because we are both emophobic

Emophobic by The emo hater 12 December 20, 2021

euphoric

A feeling of intense existential peace and happiness. Can only be felt if you:

Have watched an accumulated 300 hours of Richard Dawkins and/or Neil Degrasse Tyson debates on youtube
Own a fedora*
Have a favorite MLP character
Have been in at least 200 religious debates in no less than 10 online forums

*If you have/considered having a feather in your fedora, you may reduce the amount of required youtube religious debates by half.

"My heart is heavy. This cause offers no respite, but my body grows tired and weak.

I look down at my hand. It is swollen from years of carrying this weight upon myself. The weight of knowing I am the only barrier between the future of humanity and the wretched, corrupting nature of religious thought. But looking deeper I see something more. In my hands I carry the very essence of the Universe. I exist not because of the will of a man in the sky, but by the majesty and wonder of the Universe.

I rise from my chair, my body illuminated by the light of my monitor. Putting on my fedora, I give one last tip to the fine life I've lived. As the pain shoots through my arm, I bask in the glory that is my own existence and intelligence.

In this moment, I am euphoric. In this moment, I transcend."

euphoric by apatheus November 11, 2013

emophobia 

(n) the fear of emo, suicide and/or bad comb-overs.

After the Fall Out Boy concert, i had a strong feeling of emophobia.

emophobia by Cocker December 8, 2005

Emophobia 

Emophobia is the fear or discrimination against persons considered as being Emo.
Emophobic refers to a person who diaproves the way Emos wear or live they life.

::That guy over there, he's realy not into Emo. I think he has some kind of Emophobia.He's Emophobic.. ::

Emophobia by RetroVerse December 9, 2008