emtfo

Eat me the fuck out

All my haters can basically emtfo

by R2freak August 17, 2016

EOTFOFYL

In the jargon of Magic: The Gathering, EOTFOFYL is an acronym for "End of turn Fact or Fiction, You lose". Fact or Fiction is an extremely powerful card in the game, when played properly it can win games almost instantly.

Jon Finkel: Okay, I play Chimney Imp and end the turn.
Mike Long: WAIT GODDAMIT
Mike Long: EOTFOFYL
Jon Finkel: O SNAP
*brain explodes*

by lmaonaise May 21, 2008

Emton

Pubic hair

Hugo: Yo my emton is really bushy
Steven: Damn son my emton is musty

by Huggetbugget March 11, 2021

emtroduce

Using email as method of introducing two (or more) people. This is typically done to (1) introduce people who in lieu of a formal meeting, and (2) do so in a manner that encourages the two parties to begin dialogue without the facilitating need of the originator.

Since Christina won’t be involved from this point forward, she’ll just emtroduce Andrew and Karen so they can set up a time for kicking off the project.

by AndrewMcL June 25, 2009

emofo

an emo motherfucker, what could be worse?

"I thought I told you to get the fuck out, emofo!"

by danielle fishere February 8, 2007

Emefop

Eee-Mee-Fop

Early morning erection full of piss

Being when you awaken with a boner and very much in need of taking a piss

Hey I've got a full on emefop here so there are two options: we can use it or I'm going to have to run to the toilet...

by Run DMT July 5, 2017

emoforclosure

Joseph(Noel) Smith sometimes called omgjo4Y! or joey. (b.December 26, 2004) hyperpop and Hiphop/Rap Artist.

Oh god dont go emoforclosure on me

by The hypergodz December 15, 2021