empto

A loving family who would follow your career your entire life so that you will never be sad ever again

I really wish I had a empto to guide me the way

empto by empto January 7, 2021

empty nest syndrome 

The feeling you get when your kids are adults & have moved out. The house feels so empty.

The empty nest syndrome was really tough to deal with at first & I still miss my kids living with me!

empty nest syndrome by Starchylde May 27, 2016

Ave employees 

Tard ass employees who work at The Ave who have a metal rod stuck up their ass and get butthurt over tiny ass shit. They scared as shit because they don't want the work and they just run away and just report everything like bastards. Ave employees also classify as avetards just like their residents. *The GIF below is a good representation of all their employees*

The Ave got butthurt about getting called an avetard and the Ave employees reported because they're little bitches.

Ave employees by TurnM3Up January 24, 2020

This bitch empty, yeet 

Classic vine, when something is empty and you yeet it far away so it’s not your problem anymore

Person 1: “what do I do with this can?”
Person 2: “i gotchu”
Person 2: “THIS BITCH EMPTY, YEET”
*kicks it off roof*

This bitch empty, yeet by saywaa December 23, 2018

emptygesh 

A man who gives everything to a woman but in the end she will never love him back. This normally involves the man giving her gifts of money and talking to her to in order to make her feel better while at the same time they are disregarding their own well being. They most likely will end up alone and living with their mothers for their entire life.

My sister is entertaining an emptygesh. The man gave her everything, only to find out in the end he was nothing but an emptygesh. The emptygesh came along to perhaps find a new girl to garner his attention.

emptygesh by IAmTheOneAndTheOnly June 16, 2016

Empty netter 

A cum shot into the gaping ass hole of a sexually promiscuous woman.

I shot an empty netter into Rhonda last night

Empty netter by Maroonsroad July 9, 2018

Empty Validation 

The daily need to check posts and responses to posts and responses on social media in order to feel good about oneself.

Some people love social media to stayed connected, but you can tell when someone's life is so lacking life that they're just on for empty validation.

Empty Validation by Summerbees October 27, 2011