Emporia 

A small town in Kansas that is home to Emporia State University. ESU is one of the top ranked schools in the United States for producing teachers. The ESU girls basketball team (The Lady Hornets) were the Div II NCAA basketball champions in 2010. Emporia is also the home of William Allen White and the founding city of Veteran's Day.

Emporia has a parade on Veteran's Day. It's awesome because all the ESU students get the day off.

Emporia by Psyluna December 12, 2010

Emporia 

A bunk ass town in Kansas. It lies between Topeka and Wichita. It's a small town, so there's not much to do but drink, get high, have sex, and kill people.

Emporia is the home of the Krishn.

Emporia by JAA1991 January 2, 2010

Emporia 

Small town in southern VA. About an hour south of Richmond. This place is somtimes referd to as Hell.

Person 1: "Is this Hell?"

Person 2: "Nope...just Emporia, VA"

Emporia by chrispunx November 9, 2009

Emporia 

Emporia is a town in East Central Kansas. Not very many people have herd of Emporia.

Emporia Kansas

A town in Kansas

Also known as E~town!

Emporia by Ashleigh B June 14, 2008

EMPORIA 

A town in kansas... also know as Etown

Hey where you from?

Emporia.

Where's that?

In kansas!

EMPORIA by Ashleigh B June 13, 2008

Emporia 

A place where people snitch on everyone cause drama fuck around and back stab peoples back. Everyone likes to say shit and have sex with anyone

I had sex in emporia with Karina

Emporia by Afrojaxk232 November 16, 2017

Emporia, Kansas

An average sized town, where average things happen, with above average sized people. We are known for founding Veterans Day where people, whether veterans or not, will drink themselves silly while having a valid excuse. Some of the important events that happened in this town are... Some dude named William fought off the KKK, a pastor murdered his wife, and the maids of one of our hotels was accused of stealing drugs from a man (prescription or recreational) and then the man ran them off the road into Hobby Lobby took out his AR-15. The cops were called and the guy escaped to a smaller town but was eventually caught.

Hey kids! We're moving to Emporia, Kansas. Don't give me that look to it's better than nothing!

Emporia, Kansas by 8po7drclv;hb May 1, 2019