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empirology 

(noun)
/ˌem-pē-ˈrä-lə-jē/
Coined by: Shayla Rae Wilde, Temptress of Wildehaven, Empire-Breather, Blueprint-Maker.

Definition:
The study and practice of building an empire from nothing—brick by mental brick, vision by wild vision.
Empirology isn’t just business. It’s survival. It’s strategy. It’s a soul-deep obsession with turning ashes into gold and setbacks into kingdoms.

It’s the art and science of self-education, self-elevation, and world domination—taught by experience, pain, hustle, and heart.
“While everyone else was chasing trends, she was deep in her empirology era—learning to build, brand, and boss the fuck up.”

“You don’t need college for this. You need empirology—real-life lessons in turning dirt into diamonds.”

Shayla Wilde teaches empirology. You don’t enroll. You endure.”
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The scientific study of all things EPIC measured by epicosity. Often used to describe events involving someone getting pwned, pwnd, qwnt, pwn3ed or otherwise owned.
1. I am taking Epicology this semester, we will study the Tony Hawk 900, Everything Super Smash Brothers, DVD rewinder's, All Spider-man Movies, and people getting killed in an over zealous and hilarious way.

2. The fact that you did 9 full somersaults in mid-air after getting hit by a car doing 90mph and that you landed on your hands flawlessly pulling off a handstand for 10 seconds afterwards is truly a study in Epicology.

3. Sean Connery is a 5 Chapter minimum in any standard Epicology book.
Epicology by Kyle Browning November 8, 2007
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the study of epicness. anything epic is studied in this science. Also, I wish there were a school course Epicology. Its the best science. :)
Hay! that show was epic! I wonder if they study it in epicology.
Epicology by Popsiesnukums July 10, 2011
Saying "I'm sorry" for something that isn't your fault, as a way to show empathy. This word is a portmanteau of "empathy" and "apology."
"So my dog died last week..."
"Oh wow, I'm really sorry!"
"It's not your fault!"
"I know, that was an empology."
Empology by Ingulit December 13, 2013

emporologue 

The US tourists, after visiting Nepal for a month, publiished an emporologue, which quickly caught up with other tourists.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026