empirology 

(noun)
/ˌem-pē-ˈrä-lə-jē/
Coined by: Shayla Rae Wilde, Temptress of Wildehaven, Empire-Breather, Blueprint-Maker.

Definition:
The study and practice of building an empire from nothing—brick by mental brick, vision by wild vision.
Empirology isn’t just business. It’s survival. It’s strategy. It’s a soul-deep obsession with turning ashes into gold and setbacks into kingdoms.

It’s the art and science of self-education, self-elevation, and world domination—taught by experience, pain, hustle, and heart.

“While everyone else was chasing trends, she was deep in her empirology era—learning to build, brand, and boss the fuck up.”

“You don’t need college for this. You need empirology—real-life lessons in turning dirt into diamonds.”

“Shayla Wilde teaches empirology. You don’t enroll. You endure.”

empirology by Temptress of Wildehaven July 20, 2025

Epicology

The scientific study of all things EPIC measured by epicosity. Often used to describe events involving someone getting pwned, pwnd, qwnt, pwn3ed or otherwise owned.

1. I am taking Epicology this semester, we will study the Tony Hawk 900, Everything Super Smash Brothers, DVD rewinder's, All Spider-man Movies, and people getting killed in an over zealous and hilarious way.

2. The fact that you did 9 full somersaults in mid-air after getting hit by a car doing 90mph and that you landed on your hands flawlessly pulling off a handstand for 10 seconds afterwards is truly a study in Epicology.

3. Sean Connery is a 5 Chapter minimum in any standard Epicology book.

Epicology by Kyle Browning November 8, 2007

Epicology

the study of epicness. anything epic is studied in this science. Also, I wish there were a school course Epicology. Its the best science. :)

Hay! that show was epic! I wonder if they study it in epicology.

Epicology by Popsiesnukums July 10, 2011

Empology

Saying "I'm sorry" for something that isn't your fault, as a way to show empathy. This word is a portmanteau of "empathy" and "apology."

"So my dog died last week..."
"Oh wow, I'm really sorry!"
"It's not your fault!"
"I know, that was an empology."

Empology by Ingulit December 13, 2013

emporologue 

travelogue.

The US tourists, after visiting Nepal for a month, publiished an emporologue, which quickly caught up with other tourists.

emporologue by uttam maharjan May 24, 2011