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penis travelogues 

a male's tales of amorous adventure
Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.

Travelodge Dodge 

The art of sneaking extra people into your ridiculously cheap travelodge room and managing to dodge the receptionist and other hotel staff. This can be achieved by wearing different disguises, asking difficult questions at reception to create a distraction, or unscrewing the windows and climbing in.
person 1: how many people can that room hold?
person 2: ehmm 3
person 1: how many of us are there?
person 2: 14
person 1: how's this gonna work then?
person 2: it's time to do the travelodge dodge
Travelodge Dodge by vagster November 27, 2011

Travelodge 

British Hotel Chain of Cheap rooms where people from tinder or snapchat meet up for a cheeky shag at 1am.

Sheets are not cleaned between stays, usually a good place to catch a STD. Place where many kids are made....
Isn't that how Mia was conceived in a Travelodge?
Travelodge by shitebag3392 February 3, 2018

Travelodge 

A low-budget motel with many businesses around the United States. Quality will fluctuate wildly depending on where you are. Arizona has some of the shittiest Travelodges in the country, while Texas and California have bearable ones. Expect broken lamps, broken air conditioning, dirty bathrooms, absolutely shit wi-fi (even worse than most motel wi-fi).

Sleepless nights, unhappy staff, terrible mascot, and terrible breakfast service.
"Hey, are you going to stay at a Travelodge tonight?"
"Fuck that. I'd rather sleep in my truck."
Travelodge by Traveling January 17, 2012

travelblogue

A blog you write while on a trip. Just a pointless as normal blogs.
Guy 1: Hey what did you do when you were in Las Vegas?
Guy 2: Read my travelblogue fool!
travelblogue by SeanyBoy May 18, 2006

traveloner 

Someone who travels alone. Unsociable backpackers.
I saw a guy walking alone yesterday. I thought he was a traveloner but apparently he lives here.
I have no space in my car for you, I'm sorry, I guess I'm just a bit of a traveloner.
What are you going to do after school? I'm going to be a travelloner for a year.
'OMG why is that guy so unsociable! I thought people came travelling to get to meet new people and explore new places... he's such a traveloner!'
traveloner by C1GRAMVOC!;) July 24, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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