empel 

When you search for the letter "O", you are definitely an empel

Omg you're such an empel.

empel by iorgi May 17, 2021

Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus 

See: Stephen Harper

Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!

While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.

Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.

Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus by ElectroPig von FökkenGrüüven May 16, 2011

Emeli Sande 

Highly Overrated singer(with normal singing skills) who sounds shit live but morons think is better than Beyonce.

Amy: Her performance at the Olympics was peak..
Callum: Who?
Amy: Emeli Sande of course!!
Callum: Oh that hype?? Her voice sounded like she had a cold; always does....only sounds great in the studio like Rihanna

Emeli Sande by Truthbespat April 2, 2013

Emelda 

Has a heart of gold. She’s a very caring person who will love you Infinity and will never judge you. She is the one people love going to for advice or to just have her around. She’s funny, outgoing, bitchy, the mom of the group but most of all amazing. Emelda is the one to have a round all she wants to do is love you.

Them: Hey where’s emelda, we need her?

Emelda by Sunnygirl85 May 18, 2019

The emperor wears no clothes 

"The Emperor Wears No Clothes" or "The Emperor Has No Clothes" is often used in political and social contexts for any obvious truth denied by the majority despite the evidence of their eyes, especially when proclaimed by the governmen

When people say "The emperor wears no clothes", they mean that other people need to stop being ass kissers to a political leader and see things for what they truly are instead of denying the truth of the situation.

It takes a person with guts to speak the truth and blast through the bullshit and lies.

The emperor wears no clothes by ATruthSeekerForLife October 8, 2013

Emperor Pig 

The pig of all pigs. This pig has the ability to destroy an army of 19000 of every species of the planet within half a second using the hair's on it's face as high powered lasers. It's filthy attitude makes it a very unpleasant creture to be around, excepting the fact that if you find it (which is a 1 in 383624892423908462390486 chance) it will give you the top 20000 things you want instantly. It also has the ability to travel between glaxies and universes using the fans on it's knees.

Stupid Child 1 - "What would you ask for from the emperor pig?"

Stupid Child 2 - "2000 Apples covered with custard"

Smart Child - "Don't ask me, im not stupid enough to list them all"

Emperor Pig by Scott Blackburn January 5, 2007

Emmeline 

The best person on the entire planet earth. No one deserves to have Emmeline as their girlfriend. We are all unworthy compared to her. She is funny, smart, kind, fun, and absolutely beautiful. She has the best smile and laugh, and girls... if you think you're pretty, you'll be the Wicked Witch of the West compared to her. She deserves everything good life has to offer and I'll never forget her.

Emmeline is the best person you could ever meet.

Emmeline by Fluffy0020 June 6, 2017