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Words you can keep
Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus
See: Stephen Harper
Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!
Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!
While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.
Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.
Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.
Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus by ElectroPig von FökkenGrüüven May 16, 2011
Emeli Sande
Highly Overrated singer(with normal singing skills) who sounds shit live but morons think is better than Beyonce.
Amy: Her performance at the Olympics was peak..
Callum: Who?
Amy: Emeli Sande of course!!
Callum: Oh that hype?? Her voice sounded like she had a cold; always does....only sounds great in the studio like Rihanna
Callum: Who?
Amy: Emeli Sande of course!!
Callum: Oh that hype?? Her voice sounded like she had a cold; always does....only sounds great in the studio like Rihanna
Emeli Sande by Truthbespat April 2, 2013
Emelda
Has a heart of gold. She’s a very caring person who will love you Infinity and will never judge you. She is the one people love going to for advice or to just have her around. She’s funny, outgoing, bitchy, the mom of the group but most of all amazing. Emelda is the one to have a round all she wants to do is love you.
Emelda by Sunnygirl85 May 18, 2019
The emperor wears no clothes
"The Emperor Wears No Clothes" or "The Emperor Has No Clothes" is often used in political and social contexts for any obvious truth denied by the majority despite the evidence of their eyes, especially when proclaimed by the governmen
When people say "The emperor wears no clothes", they mean that other people need to stop being ass kissers to a political leader and see things for what they truly are instead of denying the truth of the situation.
It takes a person with guts to speak the truth and blast through the bullshit and lies.
It takes a person with guts to speak the truth and blast through the bullshit and lies.
The emperor wears no clothes by ATruthSeekerForLife October 8, 2013
Emperor Pig
The pig of all pigs. This pig has the ability to destroy an army of 19000 of every species of the planet within half a second using the hair's on it's face as high powered lasers. It's filthy attitude makes it a very unpleasant creture to be around, excepting the fact that if you find it (which is a 1 in 383624892423908462390486 chance) it will give you the top 20000 things you want instantly. It also has the ability to travel between glaxies and universes using the fans on it's knees.
Stupid Child 1 - "What would you ask for from the emperor pig?"
Stupid Child 2 - "2000 Apples covered with custard"
Smart Child - "Don't ask me, im not stupid enough to list them all"
Stupid Child 2 - "2000 Apples covered with custard"
Smart Child - "Don't ask me, im not stupid enough to list them all"
Emperor Pig by Scott Blackburn January 5, 2007
Emmeline
The best person on the entire planet earth. No one deserves to have Emmeline as their girlfriend. We are all unworthy compared to her. She is funny, smart, kind, fun, and absolutely beautiful. She has the best smile and laugh, and girls... if you think you're pretty, you'll be the Wicked Witch of the West compared to her. She deserves everything good life has to offer and I'll never forget her.
Emmeline by Fluffy0020 June 6, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026