emorno 

Emotional Porno - Emorno. The female version of porno. Includes all sorts of programming intended to cause females to FEEL all sorts of emotions, including but not limited to fear, anger, contempt, jealousy, rage, malice, guilt, lust, passion, etc.

Babe, how can you get mad at me for looking at that website when you spend 4 hours watching that emorno, Grey's Anatomy?!

emorno by PunIntendid December 11, 2011

emoroid 

student from Emory University, rich snob school of the north (but in atlanta)

Druid Hills resident: "I hate those damned even richer-than-me emoroids driving around here drunk in their new BMWs and Mercedes."

emoroid by DTT4life October 20, 2006

Emerno

A noobish level 70 troll mage from World of Warcraft on the Kael'thas server.

Did you see that guy Emerno!He sucks!

Emerno by cookies14 March 7, 2008

emoron 

An emo child with lack of intelligence, hense every emo individual.

Girl: I'm not going out with you.
Boy: I'm going to slit my wrists and post pictures on MySpace.
Girl: This time you slit down the street, not across the road you emoron.
Narrator: Remember kids, if you're trying for suicide, it's along the arm, NOT across the bones.

emoron by Vinny and Phil September 25, 2005

emonomics 

1. how changes in suffering increase demand for self hate.

2. a system of commerce based on unrequited affection.

Guy 1: Man, I'm so lonely and nobody likes me.
Guy 2: Dude, are you majoring in emonomics?

emonomics by adam_smith_ February 28, 2009

emoroco

shorthand for "emotional roller-coaster"

traffic in nyc is a total emoroco

emoroco by emorocogal January 12, 2012

emoromantic 

Emoromantic: When two white class suburbia goth fucks fall into a seemingly amazing relationship only to determine that their problems of insecurity create a huge fagdance which indefinitely results in one of two scenarios: group suicide by slitting the wrists the wrong way(across the road and not down the tracks) or a #1 song on TRL done by a band who looks like the backstreet boys but with more eyeliner and faggier looking tattoos.

Hitler and Eva Brauns emoromantic behavior was the downfall of the third reich and the rise of David Hasslehoff's historic rock stardom.

emoromantic by David Wilcox May 27, 2006