Donald Trump tweeted "this is a National Emergy." A state of panic that your rant isn't going on twitter fast enough so you don't proof read your tweet. also can be a state of confusion ignorance and anger

Donald Trump tweeted "this is a National Emergy."

I'm having an Emergy

emergy by Ginger Bih October 22, 2018

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Emory Goggles

1. The distortion of a male Emory undergraduate student's perception of the opposite sex.
2. Automatically raises a girl's looks by 3 points on the 1-10 scale.
3. Extremely devastating when combined the affects of beer goggles.

Disillusioned Freshman: "Wow I have seen at the most 5 attractive girls in the first 2 months at Emory."

Seasoned Frat Brother: "No problem bud, time to put on those Emory Goggles.

Emory Goggles by Dirtysouth April 23, 2006

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emory

1. A private university in Atlanta, GA
2. A place where the South meets Long Island, all forms of Coke flow to the mighty Chattahoochee, where kids on financial aid meet those whose parents gave them a jag at 16, where the landscaping endowment is more than you'll make in a lifetime and everyone thinks they're smarter than you
3. A better school than Wash U

Harvard is the Emory of the North, y'all.

emory by AO November 2, 2004

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Emory University

a college where lots of skinny brunettes walk around talking on cell phones and where the annual budget for tulips would make Ivana Trump blush

Emory University, the Harvard of the south, has way too many girls from Long Island.

Emory University by The Rom September 1, 2003

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