emocum
emocum by •●◉✿ 𝐆𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐞 ✿◉●• April 27, 2023
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emocument
the process of documenting one's personal experiences for the sole purpose of sharing with friends, usually with photography.
Variations:
Emocumenting, Emocumented, Emocumentary
And in some drunk cases:
"emocuary" - jimguel
Variations:
Emocumenting, Emocumented, Emocumentary
And in some drunk cases:
"emocuary" - jimguel
emocument by Mike Tucker March 24, 2005
emocunt
emocunt by thebrucesexconspiracy February 14, 2006
Emolument
Emolument is what happens when your clothes become so drenched in perspiration and or precipitation that they merge and become indistinguishable from your body. Often used by visitors to tropical climates or places like Miami in June. Used in Hollywood when a witch or a vampire dies and their body melts from within and merges outward with their clothing forming a smoldering pile on the floor.
June in Miami has the longest days with a UV index of 11. With average daily temperatures of 89.5 degrees and buckling humidity of 76.2 make June in Miami likely place where this would occur. It also is the beginning of the hurricane season in Miami and the wettest month of the year with 10 inches of precipitation falling over an average of 13+ precipitation days.
June in Miami has the longest days with a UV index of 11. With average daily temperatures of 89.5 degrees and buckling humidity of 76.2 make June in Miami likely place where this would occur. It also is the beginning of the hurricane season in Miami and the wettest month of the year with 10 inches of precipitation falling over an average of 13+ precipitation days.
emochum
emochum by Neil Neil Sex Appeal November 10, 2008
emoscum
A semi offensive description of 'emo's' or 'scene kids' who are so wanabee and faking thier depressedness. Unlike the real, hardcore, genuine ones. Usually like My Chemical Romance over all other music.
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