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emocument 

the process of documenting one's personal experiences for the sole purpose of sharing with friends, usually with photography.

Variations:
Emocumenting, Emocumented, Emocumentary

And in some drunk cases:
"emocuary" - jimguel
"Emocument! Emocument! Emocument!!!"

"Where is karen? she needs to be emocumenting!!"
emocument by Mike Tucker March 24, 2005
Related Words
the word you use to describe someone who is both emo and a cunt.
'oi emocunt, give me back my razorblades and go buy your own!'
emocunt by thebrucesexconspiracy February 14, 2006
Emolument is what happens when your clothes become so drenched in perspiration and or precipitation that they merge and become indistinguishable from your body. Often used by visitors to tropical climates or places like Miami in June. Used in Hollywood when a witch or a vampire dies and their body melts from within and merges outward with their clothing forming a smoldering pile on the floor.

June in Miami has the longest days with a UV index of 11. With average daily temperatures of 89.5 degrees and buckling humidity of 76.2 make June in Miami likely place where this would occur. It also is the beginning of the hurricane season in Miami and the wettest month of the year with 10 inches of precipitation falling over an average of 13+ precipitation days.
#1 Security where the hell can I find some air conditioning as my clothes are about to emolument to my body.
#2 After Dorthy dumped a bucket of water on the Wicked Witch, her clothes and skin emolumented into a heap on the floor.
Emolument by Dr Kairos October 21, 2019
Another element in the periodic table of awesomeness. May cause lacerations to appear on wrists if spilled on skin.

Discovered in 2006 by Devin and Mark
High concentrations of emoium can be found in Music World employees.
Emoium by Mark_oo00 April 26, 2006
Vomiting due to extreme emotional stress
Getting fired caused me to emochum.
emochum by Neil Neil Sex Appeal November 10, 2008
A semi offensive description of 'emo's' or 'scene kids' who are so wanabee and faking thier depressedness. Unlike the real, hardcore, genuine ones. Usually like My Chemical Romance over all other music.
''Did you see that girls eyeliner, she's so emoscum''

''I saw that boy on myspace, he's such an emoscum.''
emoscum by TigrΓ‘ March 9, 2007