Emolument is what happens when your clothes become so drenched in perspiration and or precipitation that they merge and become indistinguishable from your body. Often used by visitors to tropical climates or places like Miami in June. Used in Hollywood when a witch or a vampire dies and their body melts from within and merges outward with their clothing forming a smoldering pile on the floor.
June in Miami has the longest days with a UV index of 11. With average daily temperatures of 89.5 degrees and buckling humidity of 76.2 make June in Miami likely place where this would occur. It also is the beginning of the hurricane season in Miami and the wettest month of the year with 10 inches of precipitation falling over an average of 13+ precipitation days.
June in Miami has the longest days with a UV index of 11. With average daily temperatures of 89.5 degrees and buckling humidity of 76.2 make June in Miami likely place where this would occur. It also is the beginning of the hurricane season in Miami and the wettest month of the year with 10 inches of precipitation falling over an average of 13+ precipitation days.
#1 Security where the hell can I find some air conditioning as my clothes are about to emolument to my body.
#2 After Dorthy dumped a bucket of water on the Wicked Witch, her clothes and skin emolumented into a heap on the floor.
#2 After Dorthy dumped a bucket of water on the Wicked Witch, her clothes and skin emolumented into a heap on the floor.
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the process of documenting one's personal experiences for the sole purpose of sharing with friends, usually with photography.
Variations:
Emocumenting, Emocumented, Emocumentary
And in some drunk cases:
"emocuary" - jimguel
Variations:
Emocumenting, Emocumented, Emocumentary
And in some drunk cases:
"emocuary" - jimguel
by Mike Tucker March 24, 2005
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That is what we call a Shinji Ikari emoment!
Use it in a way to express an emo prospective on things, but without being accused to harshly for being a bit emo!
That is what we call a Shinji Ikari emoment!
Use it in a way to express an emo prospective on things, but without being accused to harshly for being a bit emo!
Friend 1:
I was just about to get out of the bath, when it dawned on me. "Who am I, why am I here, will anyone ever appreciate me!"
Friend 2:
OMG that is such a Shinji Ikari Emoment!
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Someone says:
Just had a Shinji Ikari moment in the bath!
I was just about to get out of the bath, when it dawned on me. "Who am I, why am I here, will anyone ever appreciate me!"
Friend 2:
OMG that is such a Shinji Ikari Emoment!
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Someone says:
Just had a Shinji Ikari moment in the bath!
by SunSetSphinx August 17, 2011
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A point in time where an individual engages in whining, complaining, or otherwise self-pitying behavior around others, usually in search of pity.
Emo is a style of softcore pseudo-punk music usually stereotyped as "whiny" and often features singers complaining about their bad love lives and the unfairness of life in general.
A point in time where an individual engages in whining, complaining, or otherwise self-pitying behavior around others, usually in search of pity.
Emo is a style of softcore pseudo-punk music usually stereotyped as "whiny" and often features singers complaining about their bad love lives and the unfairness of life in general.
Jan had a total emoment on her Livejournal when she started up all that drama about how her boyfriend broke up with her over the Frodo/Aragorn slash forums.
by Gabriel Korrigan October 15, 2004
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noun - a joyous occasion, passing interval of time or lifetime achievement to be professionally captured, shared, enjoyed and reminisced for generations to come.
verb - to convert stand-alone photo, video and audio artifacts into artistic digital montages that preserve the authenticity of a special moment.
noun - a joyous occasion, passing interval of time or lifetime achievement to be professionally captured, shared, enjoyed and reminisced for generations to come.
verb - to convert stand-alone photo, video and audio artifacts into artistic digital montages that preserve the authenticity of a special moment.
Kodak moments are so 90s, today we emoment our special occasions.
The video of the guy throwing a shoe at our president was such an emoment.
The video of the guy throwing a shoe at our president was such an emoment.
by arbinligind May 18, 2009
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