Emolument

Emolument is what happens when your clothes become so drenched in perspiration and or precipitation that they merge and become indistinguishable from your body. Often used by visitors to tropical climates or places like Miami in June. Used in Hollywood when a witch or a vampire dies and their body melts from within and merges outward with their clothing forming a smoldering pile on the floor.

June in Miami has the longest days with a UV index of 11. With average daily temperatures of 89.5 degrees and buckling humidity of 76.2 make June in Miami likely place where this would occur. It also is the beginning of the hurricane season in Miami and the wettest month of the year with 10 inches of precipitation falling over an average of 13+ precipitation days.

#1 Security where the hell can I find some air conditioning as my clothes are about to emolument to my body.
#2 After Dorthy dumped a bucket of water on the Wicked Witch, her clothes and skin emolumented into a heap on the floor.

Emolument by Dr Kairos October 21, 2019

emolument

salary dough fee profit from employment or work

Dude your crack is so whack it's fluctuating my emoluments

emolument by pensionslawyer November 27, 2018

emocument 

the process of documenting one's personal experiences for the sole purpose of sharing with friends, usually with photography.

Variations:
Emocumenting, Emocumented, Emocumentary

And in some drunk cases:
"emocuary" - jimguel

"Emocument! Emocument! Emocument!!!"

"Where is karen? she needs to be emocumenting!!"

emocument by Mike Tucker March 24, 2005

Shinji Ikari Emoment

Sat in the bath tub mulling over your pathetic existence! Staring at ceilings wondering why you're here!

That is what we call a Shinji Ikari emoment!

Use it in a way to express an emo prospective on things, but without being accused to harshly for being a bit emo!

Friend 1:

I was just about to get out of the bath, when it dawned on me. "Who am I, why am I here, will anyone ever appreciate me!"

Friend 2:
OMG that is such a Shinji Ikari Emoment!

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Someone says:
Just had a Shinji Ikari moment in the bath!

Shinji Ikari Emoment by SunSetSphinx August 17, 2011

emoment 

"Emo Moment"

A point in time where an individual engages in whining, complaining, or otherwise self-pitying behavior around others, usually in search of pity.

Emo is a style of softcore pseudo-punk music usually stereotyped as "whiny" and often features singers complaining about their bad love lives and the unfairness of life in general.

Jan had a total emoment on her Livejournal when she started up all that drama about how her boyfriend broke up with her over the Frodo/Aragorn slash forums.

emoment by Gabriel Korrigan October 15, 2004

emoment 

eMoment ee-moh-muh nt

noun - a joyous occasion, passing interval of time or lifetime achievement to be professionally captured, shared, enjoyed and reminisced for generations to come.

verb - to convert stand-alone photo, video and audio artifacts into artistic digital montages that preserve the authenticity of a special moment.

Kodak moments are so 90s, today we emoment our special occasions.

The video of the guy throwing a shoe at our president was such an emoment.

emoment by arbinligind May 18, 2009

emblements 

A trap ass nigga that is gangster

Emblements is a gangster

emblements by Gangster 3333 March 20, 2021