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Santana’s Razorblades 

A chaotic group of gleeks who’s job is to be iconic and they do an amazong job at it
Person One: Who are those people?
Person Two: They’re Santana’s Razorblades

Person One: Woah they’re awesome!

Smiling Like a Dog Shitting Razorblades 

A term used to describe a situation where one needs to smile or act happy even though they are in severe pain physically and or mentally. References how dogs (most dogs) facial expression remains the same even when they are in pain. Usually used to describe an unpleasant interaction with authority.

Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades
"The boss was screaming right in her face but she just stood there smiling like a dog shitting razorblades."

pissin razorblades 

to have problems cuming or pissing with great pain
ahhhhhhhhhhh im fuckin pissin razorblades why did i have dem tacos

Pissing Razorblades 

Relates to the pain felt usually by males when suffering from gonorrhea and attempting to urinate.
He woke up one morning bursting for a piss, it felt like he was pissing razorblades. He realised he that had the clap.
Pissing Razorblades by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Of Romance & Razorblades 

The best damn band ever second only to H.I.M
Of Romance & Razorblades is a kick ass Love Metal band whose lead guitarist is the next Ville Valo( without the voice)

Razorblade Smile 

The Razorblade Smile is the act of using MySpace, Facebook or other popular social sites to make give someone mild to severe mental distress or even lead them to suicide. This is done by creating a false profile, befreinding and or seducing them online, then turn on them in some horrible way. All the while never comming into live contact with the target.(Razorblade for them, Smile for you)
A woman posed as a teenage boy to seduce and ultimately destroy her daughter's best freind using the MySpace network. The girl she wrote to commited suicide shortly after the "break up". A true example of the Razorblade Smile..
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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