razorblades

Also known as Cap'n Crunch breakfast cereal. Will rip your mouth to shreds.

"Hey mom, will you get me a box of razorblades from the store?"
"Sure son, dirty razorblades or regular?"
"Regular, if they have it."

by t-crisis October 20, 2016

Santana’s Razorblades

A chaotic group of gleeks who’s job is to be iconic and they do an amazong job at it

Person One: Who are those people?
Person Two: They’re Santana’s Razorblades

Person One: Woah they’re awesome!

by Gleeky Pleasures October 11, 2020

Smiling Like a Dog Shitting Razorblades

A term used to describe a situation where one needs to smile or act happy even though they are in severe pain physically and or mentally. References how dogs (most dogs) facial expression remains the same even when they are in pain. Usually used to describe an unpleasant interaction with authority.

Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades

"The boss was screaming right in her face but she just stood there smiling like a dog shitting razorblades."

by FutureGhost November 13, 2018

pissin razorblades

to have problems cuming or pissing with great pain

ahhhhhhhhhhh im fuckin pissin razorblades why did i have dem tacos

by Ciaran does the business May 5, 2007

Pissing Razorblades

Relates to the pain felt usually by males when suffering from gonorrhea and attempting to urinate.

He woke up one morning bursting for a piss, it felt like he was pissing razorblades. He realised he that had the clap.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Of Romance & Razorblades

The best damn band ever second only to H.I.M

Of Romance & Razorblades is a kick ass Love Metal band whose lead guitarist is the next Ville Valo( without the voice)

by ORARB/LG January 19, 2005

Razorblade Smile

The Razorblade Smile is the act of using MySpace, Facebook or other popular social sites to make give someone mild to severe mental distress or even lead them to suicide. This is done by creating a false profile, befreinding and or seducing them online, then turn on them in some horrible way. All the while never comming into live contact with the target.(Razorblade for them, Smile for you)

A woman posed as a teenage boy to seduce and ultimately destroy her daughter's best freind using the MySpace network. The girl she wrote to commited suicide shortly after the "break up". A true example of the Razorblade Smile..

by The Reverend Godless May 22, 2008