emo me

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When you ask a friend to send an email about their problems instead of whining to you in person.

Cierra: OMG! My life is so freakin' hard these days....I just want to go Taco Bell and just JUMP OFF!!!!

Gaby: Please. Why don't you just emo me about this instead, because I don't have time to listen to this, I have to check the latest John Mayer tweet.

emo me by MamaJama79 February 11, 2010

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Tickle Me Emo

Like Tickle-Me-Elmo, but fur is all black, matted and oily. And when you tickle it, it doesn't do anything.

I dyed my Elmo black and took out the batteries. Now it's a Tickle Me Emo!

Tickle Me Emo by Aquatic November 30, 2009

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Emo "metal" • Emo Mexican • emo-metal • emo me • emo Melanie • emo memer • emo memo • Emo Mermaid • emo mew • emoment

tickle me emo

A person that is actually easy-going who poses as an emo to attract other emos. They are easy to identify because instead of listening to bands like Simple Plan they listen to music.

person 1: why is that guy in mascara listening to Van Halen?
person 2: he must be a tickle me emo.

tickle me emo by jgthomas January 14, 2007

come on fuck me emo boy

bruh wtf

TW!! (yes this is me actually venting!):So one time i was on discord and I was making memes and somehow some mf just came in, screamed COME ON FUCK ME EMO BOY and sent illegal images.

come on fuck me emo boy by Yourskoliosexualqueen December 9, 2021

stop.calling.me.emo

Never misses, the best, armins favorite person. and I relate to you I get called emo by my family just because I wear black

Stop.calling.me.emo is best person, other than armin eren and mikasa of course, and now u must bow down and praise your savior.

stop.calling.me.emo by Ykwhatleavemealone June 9, 2021

UwU emo pick me pls

A girl who says mainly " I dont care baddie💅 " but loves to suck up to guys. A really annoying,bad, suck up to guys person.Please don't be this type of girl. She probably gets insulted and roasted but she definitely deserves this treatment.

Jake: Oh great I'm so annoyed!

Uwu emo pick me pls: I can make your day better jakey poo UWU

Jake: (My day has just gone worst)

UwU emo pick me pls by Oop 😶- June 17, 2022

tickle me emo

A sexual "move." After ejaculating in someone's mouth, tickle the person rigorously hoping that the semen will come out through the nose.

My favorite sexual move is the one where I shoot in her mouth then tickle her. It's called the "tickle me emo."

tickle me emo by Iconoclast99 September 26, 2006

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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