Definitions by jgthomas

yoshi 

Disturbing reptilian creature with the abilities to deepthroat an entire turtle and either regurgitate the carapace at breakneck speeds or instantaneously form it into a sizable egg and pass it through its cloaca. It often frustrates some people with its inability to maintain either a wholly spitting or swallowing policy. Also, a reputed lover of the equally ambiguous Birdo.

Nintendo "gamer": Hey Yoshi, spits or swallows?
Yoshi: (inane gibberish possibly meaning "I will deepthroat your entire being and then decide.")

yoshi by jgthomas December 13, 2008

cock rock 

Diamond jewelry for the penis. Also called dingaling bling.

Penis Jewelry Aficionado: With my new cock rock I'll have the classiest penis at the Christmas Party. Happy Birthday, Jesus!

cock rock by jgthomas December 12, 2008

birdo 

A creature that defies definition. Reputed bitch of Yoshi.

Birdo: Oh noes, I am currently experiencing an identity crisis.
Yoshi: STFU. Go make me a sammich, Bitcho!

birdo by jgthomas December 10, 2008

tickle me emo

A person that is actually easy-going who poses as an emo to attract other emos. They are easy to identify because instead of listening to bands like Simple Plan they listen to music.

person 1: why is that guy in mascara listening to Van Halen?
person 2: he must be a tickle me emo.

tickle me emo by jgthomas January 14, 2007

swiggot 

Unit for measuring any measurable value. It is largely inconsistent, as a rectangle may be one swiggot in length and one swiggot in width and not be a square. However, an advantage is that you can B.S. a measurement of something, and no one can call you on it.

Nondescript Antagonist 1: How long is your crotch sausage?
Nondescript Respondent: That's a little personal.
Nondescript Antagonist 2: Don't be a dickcock. Tell us how long it is?
Nondescript Respondent: Thirteen swiggots.
Nondescript Antagonist 1: Wowzo! That sounds impressive.
Nondescript Respondent: Did you just use the term "wowzo"?

swiggot by jgthomas January 14, 2007

lampoon 

What one gets before one is charged with both statutory rape and bestiality.

Sexual Deviant: I'm so horny for lampoon.
Associate of Sexual Deviant: Ewe should be ashamed of yourself.
Random Urban Dictionary User: PUNS PWN!

lampoon by jgthomas January 13, 2007