emboes
A young woman, usually in the teenage years, who has a propensity for giving very satisfying oral sex.
embressive
embressive by Melwags December 9, 2008
Related Words
emboes • Emboss • emboosticate • embossed • emoesque • emboosticated • emboss it • embressive • embrestmet • emobese
emoesque
"Hey, I see a kid that looks emoesque!"
"Really? What's he wearing?"
"Tight girls pants, an FFTL hoodie and he has his hair cut at an angle. Sound emo?"
"Could be."
"Really? What's he wearing?"
"Tight girls pants, an FFTL hoodie and he has his hair cut at an angle. Sound emo?"
"Could be."
emoesque by thecityfades February 17, 2006
emobese
emobese by Keitmarshall May 9, 2011
emboosticated
To have been very badly burnt, in the slang sense, such that there is no chance of graceful or meaningful recovery.
Especially appropriate during exchanges of insults.
Especially appropriate during exchanges of insults.
A: I talked to your dad, and he sounds like a pussy, just like you!
<crowd: aw burn, slam.. etc>
B: Well, I'd tell you something about your mom, but all I hear whenever I visit her is "slurp-MMmmph-mmmph-mmmmph"
<crowd: emboosticated>
<crowd: aw burn, slam.. etc>
B: Well, I'd tell you something about your mom, but all I hear whenever I visit her is "slurp-MMmmph-mmmph-mmmmph"
<crowd: emboosticated>
emboosticated by Nick November 7, 2003
emoest
- i broke up with my girlfriend by singing "i dont love you" by mcr
- wow, dude, thats like the emoest thing you could do
- wow, dude, thats like the emoest thing you could do
emoest by Emo•Miso•Soup April 21, 2022
emboosticate
v., A combination of being embarrassed, implicated, investigated, and busted. Sometimes used as an exclamation to divert attention from the actual offense onto the response and contrition of the offender. May also be accompanied by pointing and derisive laughter by others.
I was totally emboosticated when the teacher called on me as I was sleeping in class then assigned me an extra essay to write about paying attention.
emboosticate by glibreaper November 7, 2018
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
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Whale
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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