emboes

A young woman, usually in the teenage years, who has a propensity for giving very satisfying oral sex.

My girlfriend is such a freaky emboes

by Benihana September 26, 2005

embressive

a thing or situation that is embarrassing yet impressive

Derrick was able to name all of the members of an old boy band. Thats embressive!

by Melwags December 9, 2008

emoesque

Emoesque is an adjective used to describe emo kids. Can also be refered to as emoish.

"Hey, I see a kid that looks emoesque!"
"Really? What's he wearing?"
"Tight girls pants, an FFTL hoodie and he has his hair cut at an angle. Sound emo?"
"Could be."

by thecityfades February 17, 2006

emobese

Obesity onset by excessive eating due to to being depressed.

I thought about getting back together with my ex until I saw she got emobese.

by Keitmarshall May 9, 2011

emboosticated

To have been very badly burnt, in the slang sense, such that there is no chance of graceful or meaningful recovery.

Especially appropriate during exchanges of insults.

A: I talked to your dad, and he sounds like a pussy, just like you!
<crowd: aw burn, slam.. etc>
B: Well, I'd tell you something about your mom, but all I hear whenever I visit her is "slurp-MMmmph-mmmph-mmmmph"
<crowd: emboosticated>

by Nick November 7, 2003

emoest

use this word instead of saying "most emo"

- i broke up with my girlfriend by singing "i dont love you" by mcr
- wow, dude, thats like the emoest thing you could do

by Emo•Miso•Soup April 21, 2022

emboosticate

v., A combination of being embarrassed, implicated, investigated, and busted. Sometimes used as an exclamation to divert attention from the actual offense onto the response and contrition of the offender. May also be accompanied by pointing and derisive laughter by others.

I was totally emboosticated when the teacher called on me as I was sleeping in class then assigned me an extra essay to write about paying attention.

by glibreaper November 7, 2018