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A retard who can’t spell imagine
She said “emagine” she can’t spell!
Emagine by UnwantedEgg September 14, 2020
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E'magine 

she likes arts and carfts. she likes to hang out with friends. she is a aquarius/zodiac. not a big fan of gym. she rellay loves sushi,its her favorite. she likes to spend money alot, not rellay save it. she likes theater. her favorite is math class. she is very amazing and lucky to have in classes or even just see her anywhere.
E'magine by State farm assistant February 1, 2022

Emagination 

Emagination (noun): 1)Possessed by those constantly wired on the internets.

2) One whom is a consumer of one of the following websites: specifically but not limited to, facebook, twitter, myspace, meatspin, 4chan, will most likely have emagination. Active DC++ users definitely have an emagination.

Usage- one with emagination will often analyze the inherent worth of the internet.
I.e: The Internet. “Where the Men are Men. The Women are Men. And the children are talking to this guy ie:BigWilly.”
ex: “If you stumble upon either a cp blog, LOLcats, 4chan, a myspace whore, a facebook slut, ex-wowplayer, you may be witnessing progeny of an Emagination.”

Emagination(verb): 1) Manifesting meta-physical constructs occurring concurrent with prolonged computer use. Usually, they are in the form of quick statements, in which the writer believes him/herself to contain great wit; more often than not, the writer confuses wit with the rhetorical.
ex: “Boobz. Large bo0bsss are Large!” “Spy Cat sees you!”
“I was bored and horny one night, so I stayed up late emagining trollish statements to post about the chicks' tits.”

Emagination(adj): 1) statements written that are emaginative lack adverb usage, and will either force a verb to be a noun, or use two different conjugations to equivalent resolve.

ex: “This chick’s complexion reminds me of Kagome’s face when Inuyasha finally admitted he loved her for the 103,394,000th time, halfway during the 384,302,000th episide, from the 293,000th season. Zomg Dick is growing. Dick is grown.”
I lost my emagination. Now I am really a nobody.
Emagination by TheWayFarer July 17, 2009
A Fun, loving girl who is more intelligent than anyone around her. A great friend and her smile will blow you away, her beauty and grace makes you happy. Usually a beautiful girl who can find any man in the world. Don’t miss Emaline. The name means: gentle river.
Emaline is the best person in the world
Emaline by NamesAndThereMeanings November 6, 2017

emaigineer

The emaigineer is the kind of engineer whose work all day is sending & replying emails. Maybe she/he is dying to do something useful, but all he/she can do is just sitting there playing with emails. The non-important meaningless emails.
A: Hey, how is your new job?
B: Nothing fun. Just a emaigineer job. Sitting there all day replying emails about non-sense questions. I wonder if any one has read my email, or they won't ask so many fucking stupid questions all day, and I am now busy answering them, AGAIN!

email engineer
emaigineer by mkaysir May 19, 2016

Emgineer 

Emgineer is a person who wants people to think he is an engineering graduate but does not hold a degree or requisite experience. The person intentionally misspells engineer using an M instead of an N and hopes that no one notices.
Bill Rothman, Emgineer
Emgineer by Honkity Hank December 8, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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