The legend of Dauruno. Dauruno is an imaginary country that features famous people, ancient legends like The Elto, and ancient dungeons with statues of the ancient legends and the legend stories.
P1: Last night I dreamt about going to Dauruno.
P2: Me too! I dreamt of seeing The Elto in Dauruno.
When a man runs a race of 2000 meter steeplechase, but unfortunately gets his gigantic testicle stuck on the first hurdle causing him to fall over. Due to the high friction of the top of the hurdle he busts a fat gluten free nut all over the track, making all the runners behind him slip on it. All the persons falling in the cum then directly achieves a new sexual disease giving them an extra testicle which after only 5 seconds after blows up making them give birth to some typ of dinosaur with 0.58 arms and half an leg, but with an massive penis. The dinosaur then starts to eat the person who gave birth to them and suddenly it's as big as a city, this will end in the dinosaur eating everything in the world and being the last organism ever on the earth before the dinosaur blows up covering the earth in explosive and flammable cum, that sadly ends what we call the earth.
Alien: Did you hear about that guy that made the earth collapse by making an Dirty Elton?
An intellectually gifted person, who is extremely kind, loving and caring. He seems to always be in the right place at the righttime. He always seem to focus on self-improvement and is always getting more good looking and smarter. He also had a dark side which very few have experienced, but when you see it all hell breaks loose.
I'm Elton Johning today. Too much time jonesin' around internet wastin' time. Gotta get in touch with my real feelings and creativity. I feel a poem coming on... oh maybe some interpretive dance.
1. Elton Brand is the best PF in the league not named Kevin Garnett or Tim Duncan.
2. Kid: "Dude this Elton Brand guy is pretty good"
Lakers fan: "Who?"