Eltoft 

The coolest kid ever!!

"If your last name is Eltoft you are the coolest kid ever
"

Eltoft by HEEELLOOOO12345678 December 9, 2021

Eltotsira 

The internet's most famous music pirate, specializing in the synthpop group Goldfrapp.

"Have you heard Goldfrapp's latest single yet?"
"Yes, Eltotsira sent it to me a month before the release date!"

Eltotsira by Jessica Lynn August 8, 2006

eltof 

a perfect guy who knows how to treat a girl. he’s the greatest most amazing guys you could ever ask for. he’s smart, nice, caring. and already there for you when you need a shoulder to cry on. Eltof has perfect curly hair and these beautiful brown eyes. they’re perfect and amazing. he’s an amazing kisser. and he’s one of the funniest guys i know. Eltof has these beautiful lips, and mostly known to be really tall. if you’re upset, he’s asks if you’re okay. if you’re sad he says what’s up, if you cry he says don’t cry i’m here talk to me. he’s the guy you would always dream of. he’s the guy that you want to go to sleep and see him beside you when you wake up. he’s also really good with kids. and he’s good at making other people feel better. he’s got W rizz, and when you hug him you feel safe. when you hug him you wanna stay there all day. when you kiss him you wanna kiss him till you can’t breathe. Eltof is the type of guy you can trust with your whole entire life.

Girl- “see Eltof, i wish he was mine”
Friend- “Too bad he has a girlfriend, he’s a perfect guy”

eltof by theliteralbest March 27, 2023