elpers 

The best last name, if your an elpers, your a legend. They are everything you could ask for, and they kill big deer too. Except for jason

Did you here elpers won his baseball game last week.

elpers by Elpers November 20, 2021

elmers stick 

When the lower region of the shaft of the penis sticks to the upper region of the testicles.

Yo dude, it's spicy out here and I have an elmers stick.

elmers stick by moosecaboose26 June 11, 2011

eldersburg 

Town in Carroll County Maryland. nothing to do. It has three things..
1. Dennys
2. Cornfields
3. Kids using alcohol/drugs.

when all 3 are used in the right combination in one night.. it's an okay town. otherwise. people really enjoy driving 45 mins to an hour to get somewhere halfway decent to do something fun.

Person 1: I hate this town.
Person 2: I can't wait to get out of eldersburg..
Person 3: I wish OC wasnt 4 hours away.
Person 4: Lets go get fucked up then go to dennys.
All: SOunds like last night... okay.

eldersburg by aoslkfjdj July 5, 2006

Elpresador 

The definition of an American citizen who does not give a shit about being politically correct.

Elpresador does not give a flying fuck if he offends you. He makes all the nerds dance like puppets because they are on his strings.

Elpresador by BiblicalBeast at this Juncture December 4, 2015

RESPECT YOUR ELDERS

A competitive Super Smash Bro’s Melee diss track created by former Top player Chillindude829 against top player wanna-be William-Leffen-hijelte before there first to 5 money match.

Dustin:Man! Respect your elders is fire!! I can’t believe a competitive smash player made this!
Eric:Too bad the person who made it was destroyed in the match after this song was made.

RESPECT YOUR ELDERS by 🏙man August 18, 2021

respect your elders

an excuse that old people use to be total jackassess

Old Man- You damn Millenials don't wanna get a job then complain about being poor! Then they complain college is expensive! Back in my day college cost a dime!
Kid- It's because college is expensive and pay is low.
Old Man- You sonny need to respect your elders!

respect your elders by TheAnonymousGameGuy May 31, 2021

Elpresador 

The Beast himself. You can find Elpresador in his natural habitat knocking down trees, beasting groundhogs, and not giving a flying fuck.

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP... FUCK!! - the Elpresador's mating call

Elpresador by BEAST NATION May 1, 2011