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Exotic Butters
A meme Originating from Five Nights At Freddy's: Sister location. At the start of the fifth night, "Eggs Benedict" (The name given to the player on night 1 by Handunit, an artificial intelligence designed for maintinence) is offered a variety of gift baskets as a reward for a week's work. Predictably, HandUnit misinterprets his choice and, instead of picking a basket of fruits, nuts, flowers, or cash, instead chooses for him the completely random option of "exotic butters". The basket then shows up as a clickable object in the 'Extras' menu, where clicking just repeats the phrase 'exotic butters'. The utter absurdity of it quickly reached memetic status.
HandUnit- "As a reward for completing your first week, the company is giving you a complementary gift basket of your choice, the cost of which will be deducted from your pay. We have baskets containing Fruits, Nuts, Flowers, and the ever popular cash basket. Using the keypad, please type the first few letters of the basket you would like to recieve."
Player- "I want the cash basket!" (attempts to type cash)
Handunit- "It seems you had a bit of trouble with the keypad. I see what you were trying to type, and I will now autocorrect it for you. Thank you for selecting: EXOTIC BUTTERS."
Player- "Oh for the love of..." (Proceeds to facepalm)
Player- "I want the cash basket!" (attempts to type cash)
Handunit- "It seems you had a bit of trouble with the keypad. I see what you were trying to type, and I will now autocorrect it for you. Thank you for selecting: EXOTIC BUTTERS."
Player- "Oh for the love of..." (Proceeds to facepalm)
Exotic Butters by Praxys October 14, 2016
Related Words
elotic • emoticon • erotica • erotic • Emoticonversation • erotic art • Emotictia • erotic stories • emotic • Emotication
Joe Exotic
He's the man who unwittingly saved America during the Coronavirus outbreak of 2020.
The show Tiger King, which was about him and his exotic animal zoo in Oklahoma, aired on Netflix at the same time everyone was quarantined with COVID-19.
The show depicts the only thing more batshit crazy in America than the outbreak itself, thus giving Americans a sense of hope and normalcy.
As such, it became the main source of entertainment for many, and a major subject of social media discussions during the shutdown.
The show Tiger King, which was about him and his exotic animal zoo in Oklahoma, aired on Netflix at the same time everyone was quarantined with COVID-19.
The show depicts the only thing more batshit crazy in America than the outbreak itself, thus giving Americans a sense of hope and normalcy.
As such, it became the main source of entertainment for many, and a major subject of social media discussions during the shutdown.
Joe Exotic by Jacaranda March 27, 2020
Erotic Barber
Irl name Brandon Curington, The Erotic Barber gives niggas haircuts while naked and has you do that Bust That Nut Challenge with him. If you ever wanted to get a haircut but don’t want any hair on your clothes, Brandon is your man.
Daquan: Ay Tyrone I’m gonna hit up Brandon, he gives me that good fade.
Tyrone: Nigga ain’t Brandon that Erotic Barber I’ve been hearin about? He’s a fuckin fag nigga he loves seeing nigga’s dicks and let’s em stroke his.
Daquan: He give me dat good fade tho, and plus It’s Hump Day, and I tagged dem 3 big dick ass niggas for a discount.
Tyrone: Nigga ain’t Brandon that Erotic Barber I’ve been hearin about? He’s a fuckin fag nigga he loves seeing nigga’s dicks and let’s em stroke his.
Daquan: He give me dat good fade tho, and plus It’s Hump Day, and I tagged dem 3 big dick ass niggas for a discount.
Erotic Barber by Lobert_Rarsh September 30, 2022
eroticon
Here are some examples of filthy eroticons....
( o )( o ) is big breasts.
(O)(O) is big nipple breasts.
(. V .) is bra-covered breasts.
O
|\__O
/ / \ is doggy style.
O{<---O{< is.... um... I have no clue what that is.
( o )( o ) is big breasts.
(O)(O) is big nipple breasts.
(. V .) is bra-covered breasts.
O
|\__O
/ / \ is doggy style.
O{<---O{< is.... um... I have no clue what that is.
eroticon by PDXJohnny99 May 1, 2013
auto erotic barneyfication
Auto Erotic Barneyfication is a sexual gratification term that arose out of the underground sex party scene in Berlin, Germany in the late 1990s. It involves (generally) men who like to dress up as Barney the purple Dinosaur & engage in sexual intercourse or other related acts with one or more partners while growling like a T-Rex.
I met this guy at the Halloween Party dressed as Barney the Dinosaur & thought it was a cute costume .. until I walked into the unlocked bathroom & he had both my cousins on their knees in front of him performing BJs. It transpires this dude is a practitioner of Auto Erotic Barneyfication
auto erotic barneyfication by DinoLarry July 26, 2010
schrödinger's emoticon
An epic fail by Urban Dictionary as Work of the Day for Oct 4th 2014.
The definition read:
"An emoticon that shows both happy and sad faces. i.e. ):(
The Internet is a horrible and wonderful place ):( <--"
However this aforementioned emoticon does not contain a happy face; it is merely two sad faces. The correct emoticon should be either " (:( " or " ):) "
The definition read:
"An emoticon that shows both happy and sad faces. i.e. ):(
The Internet is a horrible and wonderful place ):( <--"
However this aforementioned emoticon does not contain a happy face; it is merely two sad faces. The correct emoticon should be either " (:( " or " ):) "
schrödinger's emoticon by eruat October 4, 2014
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