A chunky Mexican badass who once faked his death by "riding a shark, strapping 250 pounds of dynamite on his chest and into the mouth of an active volcano".
Person 1: *is doing something unnecessary and at risk of dying*
Person 2: bro you’re gonna be El Macho’d
He is the Mainbeast of life he has such a big hairy forehead and cock. He loves smashing breaks against his head and. has the biggest muscles that there ever was.