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Pulling a Bert

The act of peeing in a cup and then falsely selling it as lemonade

My friend was working in a food truck and ran out of lemonade, so he had to pull a bert to sell the last 3 cups

He’s definitely Pulling a Bert

by Gopher7923 April 12, 2024

July 20 2019

the day that Yoda said the N Word

Yoda said the N Word on July 20 2019

by Gopher7923 March 20, 2024

Yoda says the N Word

Yoda: Say the N Word, I must
Luke: You can't say that word, Yoda
Yoda: Yes I can, you nigg
Luke: *shoots Yoda before he can finish saying the word

Yoda says the N Word

by Gopher7923 March 20, 2024

Glizzy Gobbler

The turkey from Strange Wilderness

Did you see Strange Wilderness? The turkey from that movie is quite literally a glizzy gobbler.

by Gopher7923 May 1, 2024

Tiering System

A system used to measure the strength of a character in power scaling

A character can scale to a tier by destructive capability, durability, transcendence or the tier of a character they defeat
The Tier system goes in order from weakest to strongest:
Tier 11-C: Low Hypoverse Level
Tier 11-B: Hypoverse Level
Tier 11-A: High Hypoverse Level
Tier 10-C: Below Human Level
Tier 10-B: Human Level
Tier 10-A: Athlete Level

Tier 9-C: Street Level
Tier 9-B: Wall Level
Tier 9-A: Small Building Level
Tier 8-C: Building Level
Tier 8-B: City Block Level
Tier 8-A: Multi City Block Level
Tier 7-C: Town Level
Tier 7-B: City Level
Tier 7-A: Mountain Level
Tier 6-C: Island Level
Tier 6-B: Country Level
Tier 6-A: Continent Level
Tier 5-C: Moon Level
Tier 5-B: Planet Level
Tier 5-A: Large Planet Level
Tier 4-C: Star Level
Tier 4-B: Solar System Level
Tier 4-A: Multi Solar System Level
Tier 3-C: Galaxy Level
Tier 3-B: Multi Galaxy Level
Tier 3-A: Universe Level
Tier 2-C: Low Multiverse Level
Tier 2-B: Multiverse Level
Tier 2-A: High Multiverse Level
Tier 1-C: Complex Multiverse Level
Tier 1-B: Hyperverse Level
Tier 1-A: Outerverse Level
Tier 0: Boundless

Comics Superman scales to 2-B on the tiering system in base form

by Gopher7923 September 14, 2024

If it Flies, It Spies

Slogan used for the Birds Aren’t Real Conspiracy Theory

Micheal: Hey Alex, what kind of bird is that
Alex: None. If it Flies, it Spies

by Gopher7923 March 21, 2024

Pulling a Bert

The act of peeing in a cup and then selling it as lemonade

1. The food truck my friend was working at ran out of lemonade, so he had to pull a bert to sell the last 2 cups

2. Bro, did you see Sam pulling a bert yesterday

by Gopher7923 March 19, 2024