Glizzy Gobbler

The turkey from Strange Wilderness

Did you see Strange Wilderness? The turkey from that movie is quite literally a glizzy gobbler.

by Gopher7923 May 01, 2024

Pulling an El Macho

The act of dying in the manliest way possible: Strapping 250 pounds of dynamite to yourself while riding a shark into an active volcano

Frank: What happened to Todd again?
Antonio: He died pulling an el macho.

by Gopher7923 August 09, 2024

2024 Election

The Battle of Geriatrics

Both candidates in the 2024 election suck ass. I’d rather have someone who does not have a 15% chance of dying in office

by Gopher7923 March 20, 2024

Yoda says the N Word

Yoda: Say the N Word, I must
Luke: You can't say that word, Yoda
Yoda: Yes I can, you nigg
Luke: *shoots Yoda before he can finish saying the word

Yoda says the N Word

by Gopher7923 March 21, 2024

July 20 2019

the day that Yoda said the N Word

Yoda said the N Word on July 20 2019

by Gopher7923 March 21, 2024

Pulling a Bert

The act of peeing in a cup and then selling it as lemonade

1. The food truck my friend was working at ran out of lemonade, so he had to pull a bert to sell the last 2 cups

2. Bro, did you see Sam pulling a bert yesterday

by Gopher7923 March 20, 2024

Pulling a Bert

The act of peeing in a cup and then falsely selling it as lemonade

My friend was working in a food truck and ran out of lemonade, so he had to pull a bert to sell the last 3 cups

He’s definitely Pulling a Bert

by Gopher7923 April 12, 2024