Ellipse 

Ellipse is a name used in South East Asian cultures to describe well-endowed men. It's a term of endearment in Thailand and Indonesia.

"Wow, the guy sitting there has an Ellipse - I can't stop looking at it"

Ellipse by Briangreegers January 12, 2023

Ellipse Media 

Ellipse Media is an agency founded in 2009, in Bucharest, and provide complex services, tailored according to the needs and particularities of each client. This agency specializes in the creation of professional websites, graphic design, communication and development, and also graphics processing, desktop publishing professional for any type of work, for printing, and remarked with a unique identity, a style that inspires trust and force.

Ellipse Media

Ellipse Media by Cristian Dumitru August 11, 2009

The Pox-Eclipse 

(derived from apocalypse)
A pus-filled apocalypse exacerbated by anti-vaxxers’ denial of science.

see Mad Max Wasteland

Looking behind us now, across the count of time, down the long haul into history back. I sees the end what were the start.

It's the POX-ECLIPSE, full of pain!

And out of it were birthed crackling dust and fearsome time.

The Pox-Eclipse by a random name generator April 12, 2019

rectal eclipse 

When one of the female co-workers freaks out over being "underpaid" for the umpteenth time. They are lucky to have any job at all after calling in sick so much.

"Look out for Sharon. She had a rectal eclipse in the production meeting."

rectal eclipse by running out of patience January 5, 2008

Total Eclipse of the Fart 

When one member of a closed space farts at the same time as another, but that member's fart is so powerful that it overbears anything else.

Jim Steinman: I just farted.

Bonnie Tyler: Me too. But I only smell yours. There's nothing I can say but Total Eclipse of the Fart.

Total Eclipse of the Fart by heffelda October 25, 2010

ellipsis abuse 

When someone repeatedly, indeed excessively, uses the ellipsis (...) in written text to give an impression of the flow of spoken conversation. Mostly just looks more artificial; usually indicates poor knowledge of internet etiquette on the part of an older generation. Commonly found by old people trying to communicate on Facebook.

Person 1: *insert humorous Facebook status obviously intended for appreciation by friends*
Person 2: *commenting* Hey... how is it going... just checking in... everything's good here... see you later.
Person 1: Wow. Not only did you hijack my status for an irrelevant personal conversation, but you employed serious ellipsis abuse. Thanks, dad.
Person 2: Don't forget the milk... can you call me when you get here... thanks... see you soon.
Ellipsis: THE PAIN!

ellipsis abuse by Robanes September 4, 2013

Penile Eclipse

An astronomical event occurring when the earth is in the shadow of an exceptionally large penis.

The penile eclipse resulting from Tim Tebow's first erection will likely block out the sun for decades, resulting in the end of life as we know it.

Penile Eclipse by Washooter September 3, 2012