The knowledge of current internet subculture. One who is not eliterate would say that old fads such as Chocolate Rain, Rick Roll, and What What In The Butt are super new and quite hilarious.
Guy: Hey, have you seen that What What In The Butt youtube video?
Guy 2: That fad is so old, not to mention it wasn't very funny in the first place. You're not so eliterate.
Someone who is unable to read damn lips no matter how loud the person is yelling even though you are not deaf. You cannot focus enough on their mouth wording. It's like you are watching the lips move but too stupid to hear or understand.
Parents- "What's wrong with you? Can't you read my lips?"
You- Nope I'm eliperate.
How well one communicates via email, over the internet, or other various eliterate devices. If you have eliterate skills, you are able to communicate extremely well over any type of electronic media device, i.e. mobile phones, email, internet, blackberries, computer, etc.
(Pronoun) This person has excellent eliterate skills.
(Verb) He/she eliterates their message very clear.
(Adjective) John uses his eliterate skills to the fullest.
Elinora is too intelligent for her own good, and always get good grades in exams (after saying she failed!!) A wild bisexual, she also as an artistic streak (but wont admit it)