9 definitions by Baby Dawn

eliperate

Someone who is unable to read damn lips no matter how loud the person is yelling even though you are not deaf. You cannot focus enough on their mouth wording. It's like you are watching the lips move but too stupid to hear or understand.

Parents- "What's wrong with you? Can't you read my lips?"
You- Nope I'm eliperate.

by Baby Dawn April 17, 2009

nard

Short form for someone is a nerd who acts like retard and is a complete loser has no brains. Totally in between a nerd and a retard.
A wanna be popular person but is too anal to achieve anything but a picking on someone that is geeky to them.
Which is them.
Someone that comes to you drunk after he/she has hit on you mate.

Nard-Hey dude just came by to see if your girlfriends home?
You-What??? Are you fucking Nard??? I should kick the fucking shit out of you...
Nard-Just asking...

by Baby Dawn April 17, 2009

Shitler

My ex husband pure and simple. Acts like Hitler but is nothing but a low life Shitler. Wants all our friends and family to feel sorry for him.

Poor Shitler just like poor Hitler. Give me a break!

by Baby Dawn April 18, 2009

Houndhouse

A neighbourhood garage/shed where a bunch of male shovinistic dogs in other words men hang out and drink beer from a funnel and smoke pot from a bong. Blarring Heavy Metal and Punk like tunes is usually the first sign of a neighbourhood houndhouse. When you kick your boyfriend/husband out and he doesn't answer the phone for days, doesn't come home, smells like pure shit chances are he was at the houndhouse. It's a place where men can be dogs and it's acceptable and they feel like men.

Jason-Hey boys got the wife/girlfriend right pissed off, headed straight for the houndhouse.
Boys- Right on dog the houndhouse is waiting for ya she's a smokin'. The Beer and bongs and dogs are howling...

by Baby Dawn April 18, 2009

Scheller

A Scheller is decribed as a "nut in a shell". Scheller is a human that speaks before they think. A beyond weirdo. Described in Germany as the "Heller Scheller" the weirdest of all German nature. They flip at the drop of beer glass then go and hide in their nut shell. Dare not to disturb them until they had their alone time cause that's when the heller comes out! Sheller is a human nut in a shell that even Hitler wouldn't yeller at a Scheller! I shit you not...

Hitler- Scheller?
Scheller- wtf Shitler do I look like a Jew?
Hitler- Carry on Scheller so sorry to disturb your Shell time.

by Baby Dawn April 18, 2009

Warner

The name in Germany originates from war without warning. Warner is one of the biggest toughest families in Germany of all times. Some say Hitler was the actual sperm doner to this family of 9 boys and we dare not mention the one girl it would be deadly! It's the the name you would use just to save your mother fucking ass.

Hitler- Did you try do save that baby girl from death?
Warner- ya, got a problem with that?
Hitler- Men kill the bastard!!!!!!
Warner- Fuck you Hitler do you know my last name you dumb fuck?
Hitler- Not Warner is it?
Warner yup...
Hitler- Hold up men! Do not touch this one let him go.
Men- Must be a mother fucken Warner...grrr

by Baby Dawn April 18, 2009

Jenious

Jenious with the capital "J" is a dummie. A Jenious is a retard. Usually hangs out outside of the school doesn't go to class cause was so stupid that they didn't relize that Jenious is the opposite of genious.

Father- Son you are so fucken smart you must be a Jenious!
Son- Wow you are so cool dad.
Father- With a capital J buddy.

by Baby Dawn April 18, 2009