e-literal 

As literal as the limitations of electronic communication will allow you to be, taking into consideration a phrase's common usage in slang, etc.

Eat me.

This is an e-literal phrase if you are either referring to cannibalism, or perhaps are speaking as if you were another object.

e-literal by OverAllComa October 28, 2004

e-literate

Someone who can only read an e-book but otherwise is completely illiterate.

John: How come Jason can't even read Dr. Seuss books but he read all of War and Peace on his e-book?
Meechelle: Yup, Jason is completely e-literate.

e-literate by ElvisJumpsNine November 1, 2010

e-literate

computer illiterate

that old guy is completely e-literate

e-literate by The Options June 26, 2008

e-literacy 

The usage of text-message or e-mail language/acronyms/grammar in a setting unrelated to text messages or e-mail (especially in formal writing).

E-literacy can be demonstrated in two ways:
Spoken aloud: "LOL that is so funny! OMFG!"
Or, in formal writing: "One of my fave ppl 2 hang out w/ is my bff april. We alwyz have a gr8 time cuz she's like a sistr 2 me."

e-literacy by Natalie Weber November 18, 2007

e-literate

computer illiterate

that old guy is completely e-literate

e-literate by The Options June 26, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020