e-literate

Someone who can only read an e-book but otherwise is completely illiterate.

John: How come Jason can't even read Dr. Seuss books but he read all of War and Peace on his e-book?
Meechelle: Yup, Jason is completely e-literate.

by ElvisJumpsNine November 1, 2010

e-literate

computer illiterate

that old guy is completely e-literate

by The Options June 26, 2008

e-literate

computer illiterate

that old guy is completely e-literate

by The Options June 26, 2008

Eliterate

The knowledge of current internet subculture. One who is not eliterate would say that old fads such as Chocolate Rain, Rick Roll, and What What In The Butt are super new and quite hilarious.

Guy: Hey, have you seen that What What In The Butt youtube video?

Guy 2: That fad is so old, not to mention it wasn't very funny in the first place. You're not so eliterate.

by 21 Foot Terradactyl August 1, 2008

Ecliterate

An individual who does not know where the clit is

I dumped my boyfriend because he is ecliterate.

by MediumAnge May 19, 2021

eliterate

How well one communicates via email, over the internet, or other various eliterate devices. If you have eliterate skills, you are able to communicate extremely well over any type of electronic media device, i.e. mobile phones, email, internet, blackberries, computer, etc.

(Pronoun) This person has excellent eliterate skills.

(Verb) He/she eliterates their message very clear.

(Adjective) John uses his eliterate skills to the fullest.

by Westside Thug Rider December 7, 2009

eliperate

Someone who is unable to read damn lips no matter how loud the person is yelling even though you are not deaf. You cannot focus enough on their mouth wording. It's like you are watching the lips move but too stupid to hear or understand.

Parents- "What's wrong with you? Can't you read my lips?"
You- Nope I'm eliperate.

by Baby Dawn April 17, 2009