elfuc 

Idiots who tell others how to do their job when they arent even in the same company much less the same department usually found hanging out by dumpsters to pester well meaning people who try to earn a living

"That elfuc told me I have to use the Ajax for the windows..."
"Shes fucking with all the people now."
"Maybe she needs the peoples elbow to shut her up."

elfuc by Undispute June 13, 2008

elefucker 

People who will push every elevator call button while waiting at a given landing in the hope of catching the first available ride. Invariably more than one car will stop at the same time, leaving those riders to wait the interminable ten to fifteen seconds it takes to resume their journey--often with a few seconds of eye contact with the offenders as icing on the cake.

"I would have been here sooner, but some elefuckers held us up on the tenth floor. I flicked them off just as their door shut, the bastards!"

elefucker by Dr. Lingo June 25, 2008

effucktive 

something thought to be effective but is really all fucked up.

Management thinks they know what they are doing, but they are totally effucktive.

effucktive by alvaclark December 18, 2014

Ellucian 

The biggest higher ed tech solution provider in the world. The company buys out its competitors to grow and develops solutions for everything so that colleges get locked in with them. When you've used their product long enough, you realize it's not a complete solution, it requires way more time than it's worth, support is questionable, and that the company likes to drop product lines so that you have to buy something new and even less complete of theirs.

They're kinda like the stock market. There are big ups and downs, but overall it's a "fun" upward trend.

I worked overtime to debug/customize an Ellucian product this weekend and I enjoyed every minute of it!!1

Ellucian by Just another tech guy June 12, 2018

Eschew Obfuscation, Espouse Elucidation 

An ironic statement that means avoid ambiguity and adopt clarity. It's ironic because it is hypocritical.

Instead of saying eschew obfuscation, espouse elucidation, Mary just told us to avoid confusion and be clear.

Eschew Obfuscation, Espouse Elucidation by Alicat III November 6, 2009

elauction 

When elected office is up for bid, up for being bought by the highest bidder, an elauction is under way.

Elauction indicates the primary role of money (and the principal bearers of money known as billionaires) in supposedly democratic elections.

The term, elauction, represents how the oligarchy, known these days as billionaires (or Billionaire Overlords) is able to buy elections.

When $100 million is spent to prop up a Governor who has been subjected to a recall, while a paltry $4 million is spent by the challenger, we are certainly witnessing an elauction.

When each candidate is a mere face, a mere facade for billionaire backers, an elauction is under way.

Who will win the elauction? The highest bidder, or the highest so-called 'contributor' will of course buy the elauction.

elauction by Neologian-PJG June 27, 2012

elucidate

make clear, explain

Despite his best efforts to elucidate the math problem to his friend, his friend still did not understand it.

elucidate by 1210k April 8, 2015