elucidate

make clear, explain

Despite his best efforts to elucidate the math problem to his friend, his friend still did not understand it.

elucidate by 1210k April 8, 2015

elucidate

elaborate...

originated from the demented mind of an ithaca graduate from rhode island.

Juan: You remember that night with Maria when she did those things...
Enrique: Nah, could you elucidate?
Juan: tato.

elucidate by Chulo August 16, 2004

Eschew Obfuscation, Espouse Elucidation 

An ironic statement that means avoid ambiguity and adopt clarity. It's ironic because it is hypocritical.

Instead of saying eschew obfuscation, espouse elucidation, Mary just told us to avoid confusion and be clear.

Eschew Obfuscation, Espouse Elucidation by Alicat III November 6, 2009

elimidate 

(verb) To get rid of a disappointing blind date after you realize she's ugly, fat, a total bitch, or your cousin.

Drew: "Well that brings us to the end of round three, so unfortunately I'm going to have to make a REALLY tough decision. I'm gonna have to elimidate....you, Sally. I'm sorry."
Sally: "What? We're not even on the TV show! You asshole! This is a blind date!"
Drew: "Please, don't make it any harder on yourself. Just go."
Sally: "Well I never! Why me."
Drew: (grabs her stomach fat) *jiggle jiggle jiggle!* "Frankly bitch, you could stand to lose a couple of pounds. Later, skank. I'm gonna go score a half-price lapdance off of that stripper."

elimidate by Nick D August 9, 2004

elimiDATE 

(N.) Yet another comedy dating reality show. This one is at least better in where 4 mates are dating one man or woman at once and are voted off, one by one until one is left. It's more funny than the other crappy reality dating shows that come on too much such as Shipmates, Change of Heart, EX-treme Dating and (your favorite) MASTERDate.

More crap TV for lonely middle aged singles.

elimiDATE by G-Union November 26, 2003

eludicate 

To masturbate and subsequently ejaculate while riding on public transportation.

The guy on the subway eludicated all over the floor and unsuspecting passengers were walking through the giz.

eludicate by PhDont November 3, 2017

selucidate 

it's a combination of the words seduce and hallucinate. and it occurs when you're so drunk/high that you start to love something that you normally wouldn't.

girl 1: "Why is Mary hitting on that really annoying guy?"

girls 2: "She's had a lot to drink... she's totally selucidated with him!"

selucidate by Kate and Joel May 13, 2007